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friday 13th

Is just another day. Seriously, any day can be an unlucky day. Stop believing this superstitious shit, just move on.
Tom was worried because his might got rear-ended in his new Escalade tomorrow. And tomorrow is Friday 13th. Realizing it was a bad day, he consulted voodoo expert to keep him off bad omen.
by chrno August 13, 2010
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Judge Mathis

The best judge ever featured on TV.

People will bring up their cases to his studio court in NBC Tower, Chicago. Watch out for his bullshit detector, it is second to none.

Much better than other reality TV judges.
My neighbor just let his dogs shitting on my lawn. I'm gonna bring his ass up to Judge Mathis court.
by chrno July 28, 2010
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FPS surfing

When browsing the internet, you stroke and click the mouse so fast as if you're playing Crysis.
On a summer's day....

Matt: *sees Gary with his computer* Holy shit! Playing Crysis 2??
Gary: Nope, just going through Facebook. Too many tabs, so I did FPS surfing
by chrno August 16, 2010
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dark chocolate

Dark chocolate is the chocolate that is darker than the regular one (milk chocolate).... and white chocolate.

Consists of two types, semisweet (used for cooking) and bittersweet (more cocoa, vanilla). However, both can be referred as 'couverture', that is chocolate rich in cocoa butter

It has more antioxidants than milk or white chocolate. However, avoid anything with caramel, nougat or other fillings. These fillings are just adding sugar and fat which erase many of the benefits you get from eating the chocolate.
Mary: I love dark chocolate

Susan: You mean African American male?

Mary: No, the one that melts in your mouth.... you've read Urban Dictionary too much
by chrno July 27, 2010
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eurosport

Eurosport is a European sports satellite and cable network, available in 59 countries and broadcasting in 20 different languages (more in Wikipedia)

Eurosport is also available on the Internet (duh) which makes it an easy target for trolls. Some of their irrelevant comments made a good laugh, and the others made you pity them.
Josh: What is Eurosport?
Bob: Eurosport is the European ESPN
by chrno July 25, 2010
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word of the day

A new gay word being submitted to Urban Dictionary, made by gay and chosen by gays
*clicks Urban Dictionary link*
*sees word of the day*

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK THAT IS SO LAME SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL THOSE GAYMEN!!!!!
by chrno August 15, 2010
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teen editor

Young,promising editor for Urban Dictionary.....not

Once you posted a definition that isn't being used in school, they're going to press the don't publish button.

Wait, I thought they gonna push the damn button anyway??
How the fuck did the term 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaa' gets published??! It must be those teen editors again
by chrno August 16, 2010
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