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Definitions by chrno

google redirector 

A person who replies a post with phrases such as "just fucking google it", "why don't you google it", "you can find it in google" and all that shit.

Often can be found in message boards and forums. Google redirectors has nothing constructive and meaningful to offer, thus pointing at Google.
In a computer hardware forum....

Don: What do you guys think about the upcoming AMD Bulldozer? Can it compete against Intel?
Jackass: go google it
Don: Not another google redirector.....
Mike: If pointing to Google is the answer to all problems, we don't need any discussion at all.
google redirector by chrno September 27, 2010

teen editor 

Young,promising editor for Urban Dictionary.....not

Once you posted a definition that isn't being used in school, they're going to press the don't publish button.

Wait, I thought they gonna push the damn button anyway??
How the fuck did the term 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaa' gets published??! It must be those teen editors again
teen editor by chrno August 16, 2010

FPS surfing 

When browsing the internet, you stroke and click the mouse so fast as if you're playing Crysis.
On a summer's day....

Matt: *sees Gary with his computer* Holy shit! Playing Crysis 2??
Gary: Nope, just going through Facebook. Too many tabs, so I did FPS surfing
FPS surfing by chrno August 16, 2010

word of the day 

A new gay word being submitted to Urban Dictionary, made by gay and chosen by gays
*clicks Urban Dictionary link*
*sees word of the day*

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK THAT IS SO LAME SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL THOSE GAYMEN!!!!!
word of the day by chrno August 15, 2010

insomniac maniac 

Usually exists in hostel or dormitory.

A person who had difficulty to fall asleep, and disrupts his/her roommates' good night sleep.
My roommate always stays up at night, switching on his jukebox playing Justin Bieber crap and becoming a nuisance. I didn't get enough sleep and ended up having insomnia.

What an insomniac maniac.
insomniac maniac by chrno August 14, 2010

friday 13th 

Is just another day. Seriously, any day can be an unlucky day. Stop believing this superstitious shit, just move on.
Tom was worried because his might got rear-ended in his new Escalade tomorrow. And tomorrow is Friday 13th. Realizing it was a bad day, he consulted voodoo expert to keep him off bad omen.
friday 13th by chrno August 13, 2010

don't publish

The fate of almost all definitions being posted on Urban Dictionary.

Is used by so-called editors who doesn't want a good definition to be published. Instead, he/she published his/her own lame & boring definition.
Mike: I just sent a definition about political term in Urban Dictionary, but got rejected
Don: Aww man, who the hell pressed the don't publish button?
Mike: Don't know.... probably some editors who published his own definition about pedobear
don't publish by chrno July 31, 2010