Reding
A male that masturbates with the only intention to ejaculate and hit himself in his Own chin with his semen.
Check that guy out over there. Either he has mayonnaise on his chin, ore he pulled a reding on himself.
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Remington Leith
The most sexiest vampire looking man ever.
His makeup is better than mine.
He is so hot, you can burn yourself if you touch him.
His makeup is better than mine.
He is so hot, you can burn yourself if you touch him.
Remington Leith by Mikey_isn't_fucking_ready August 10, 2018
Riding the Wake
To immediately follow an ambulance or another emergency vehicle while cars are pulled over to let it pass
Riding the Wake by Tapirokapi December 10, 2013
Riding the Pine
In team sports, players not actively participating in the game sit on the sidelines or "ride the pine" until the coach puts them in the game.
Even though he was drafted in the first round, he'll probably be riding the pine for a few games before they start him.
Riding the Pine by talk2me-JCH2 June 23, 2017
reading slump
a readers worst nightmare.
not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.
not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.
person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP
person 1: uhm..... okay.
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP
person 1: uhm..... okay.
reading slump by multifandom trash April 28, 2015
Riding the Flamingo
Riding the Flamingo is when; one moment you are innocently admiring the Flamingo's in the park, the next, your pants are down around your ankles and you find yourself balls deep in pink fluff.
Riding the Flamingo by Jizz Maestro October 1, 2017
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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