Redicatard

A Redicitard is someone who is acting ridiculously retarded. The phrase is often uttered when an onlooker finds themselves at an utter loss, and spits out the phrase when they finall come to and are attempting to expound just how ridiculously retarded someone else is acting.

George was being a total Redicatard last night when he tried to started humping me while writing his essay.

Redicatard by EHAD March 23, 2011

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Religatard

1. A moron who things that answers provided by his/her religion are true and that science and scientists lie.
2. A typically ill-informed and ill-educated wing-nut hold beliefs like pastor Terry Jones, Jimmy Falwell, James Dobson, Pat Robertson, and denies accurate, valid, and legit science.
3. A combination of the words "religion" and "retard".

Eg 1. Man: Did you hear what Sarah "Caraibou Barbie" Palin said?
Woman: How did she embarrassed all of America in the world's eyes?
Man: She thinks the world is 6000 years old and that humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time.
Woman: She is religatard.

Eg 2. Woman: I can't believe I was so calm with Sara.
Man: What happened?

Woman: She just told me that every single muslim is evil, homosexuality will destroy humanity, and the Haiti earthquake was the result of 100 year old pact with the devil.
Man: She is a fucking religatard.

Religatard by Thinking Human May 31, 2011