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Red Cap

Red Cap, a distinctly Canadian beer, is sold in a stubby bottle and has been compared to mule piss as well as the discarge from an elephant's anus.

This product, if offered to good friends who help you move, should not be consumed and the purveyors of the Red Cap should be ridiculed for months thereafter. Also, any situation which has a negative outcome or shamelessly cheap origins can be referred to as a "Red Cap" situation.

Red Cap can be used as a verb, interchangable with "Pwned."
The Beer
Gracious Idiot: Thanks for helping me move guys. We got you some beer, it's in the fridge.

Good Friends: RED CAP? What the fuck?

Gracious Idiot: Yo man, it's good stuff.

Good Friends: Way to break a fin on us.

The Verb:
Stubs: Hey baby, you got some fine curves kickin on that ass. Can I hit that?

Fine Ass Bitch: Go Red Cap yourself, loser.
by Red Cap Rudy April 5, 2005
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Run for it the Red Caps are outside.
by R1952 January 10, 2008
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Red Cap

Type of psilocybin. Psychedelic hallucinogen mushroom. Usually in season (in California) around late spring/early summer.
If you want some good shrooms, red caps are in season right now.
by ShmiRave June 4, 2014
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A southeast Texas fast food restaurant chain, known for its old-timey looks and astounding food to spit ratio.
Pete: Have you been to Red Cap lately?
Stew: Yea, a bunch of Scene Kids work there who spit in your food.
by Your pseudonym February 24, 2009
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Smirnoff Vodka. The lowest of the lows. Some of the cheapest shit you can buy to get wasted.
Those hobos are chugging down some Red Cap.
by Experienced Partier January 26, 2022
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People who follow Donald Trump religiously. It comes from the “Make America Great Again” MAGA hats that they always wear.
Yeah, his dad is definitely a red cap. I wonder who he voted for in 2020.
by pot8os September 11, 2022
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Popped a Red Cap

To masturbate so vigorously that your penis begins to spurt blood
Ricardo popped a red cap while watching Human Centipede.

I just listened to the seminal blues song, 'Red Caps a-Poppin', by Billy B. Goode
by Sir Whoopi Goldberg July 9, 2010
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