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releasing the demons

Furious masturbation from pent up sexual frustration.
Aiden hadn't been laid in three years. He was too busy playing WOW to find a girlfriend. So when a female avatar in the game got half naked and danced, he began releasing the demons. Now his keyboard suffers from stickeys.

Retreating Glacier 

A post coital condition occurring to a woman, when ejaculated semen through breast copulation pools in the indentation at the base of the neck, followed by the woman transitioning from a laying down position to an upright position; causing the ejaculate to slowly flow down the upper breast, receding from the indentation.
I tell you what Al, I think global warming is for real... I gave your mom a retreating glacier last night
Retreating Glacier by Bang-C February 24, 2011

releasing Windows Vista 

"I was releasing Windows Vista so bad, I had to reboot twice."
"Wow, did that clog up productivity?"
"No, but it caused bad public relations."

Releasing the Kraken

"Where's Bob?"

"He had too much of the Mexican food last night so he's releasing the Kraken in the bathroom."

Releasing the dog of war 

The sensation of pooing out a shit that has been troubling you for quite some time.
I walked in on him releasing the dog of war, he looked strangely pleased.

recreating 

I was thinking about doing some recreating at the National Park this weekend.
recreating by Pickle Controller November 29, 2018