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scratch your record

when a female masturbates, or a man masturbates a female. the motion of the two fingers resembles the dj scratching a record.
Me: Last night my girl and I got really worked up at the movies.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?

Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.

Friend: that's awesome bro.

Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.
scratch your record by fredmacdonald September 9, 2014

Scratching the Record 

When a girl "Scratches their record" they're masturbating in a circle motion which provides the most arousal to their clitoris.
"Dude, She was scratching the record all night, last night"

scratching the record 

When a male or female pleasures a female through her jeans using a hand motion that resembles rubbing a vinyl record in order to get a scratch sound effect. This motion usually precedes sex and is used during fore play.
"Yo I got her so hot she reached down and started scratching the record. You know what happened next."

Scratching the record 

Verb. When a girl goes to town on herself.
Even the Beastie Boys stand no chance when she's scratching the record.

Scratchin in my record shop 

goes with blizzm with my flip flop, means, you gonna be playing tonight?!
"YO!!! blizzm with my flip flop!! scratchin in my record shop!"
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