Morning Icicle

Morning Icicle is when a male wakes up with an unnaturally cold boner. Usually found in the winter or when sleeping with your meat in an ice bucket. 99% of all cases wake up screaming due to the huge pain of a frozen, erect, penis.
Joe: Hey, have you seen Steve?
Rob: yeah, he woke up about an hour ago screaming.
Joe: Oh! Did he have another Morning Icicle?
Rob: Yeah, I don't know why we go camping with him.
by ryaneschevere July 28, 2011
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Scratching the Record

When a girl "Scratches their record" they're masturbating in a circle motion which provides the most arousal to their clitoris.
"Dude, She was scratching the record all night, last night"
by ryaneschevere March 08, 2010
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