Results

The name of the music after you finish a match of Wii Sports Boxing. Usually heard when Matt kicks your fucking ass for the 20th time in a row.

Results

by Baznigger April 25, 2019

Results

Ugh 😩 Jesus Christ... 😖+🤦+🤏 I'm not getting the results because you're withholding the results from me in exchange for good behavior. So, I spend the rest of my life as a lobotomized zombie. Waiting for the day that never comes. You get to pat yourself on the back because your thing 'worked.' No. My thing worked. This worked. It's like I won a game and at the scoreboard screen I got hit with a prompt to answer a million question survey to receive me elo. No. Give me my shit. The game is over. I win. There's nothing more to talk about.

Hym "Holy shit! This is infuriating! You act like I swiped the condom off your dick as you were about to bang your girlfriend. I accepted what you (in aggregate) said as intuitively appealing axioms and applied it to my thing. Congratulations! You made a convincing argument and I watched it. You've convinced someone to accept your thought as axiomatic truth. Was that not the intent of you saying it!? 'BuT iT's My TrUtH!' Is it? Is it though? Maybe YOU accepting everything I write as 'what I (and not Hym Iam but ME) believe' is what is inappropriate about the situation. You ever considered that!? You want to talk about results? You quoted something I said (in person) to 2 people I don't associate with. That's the result I wanted. I said words to a stranger and a guy on YouTube repeated them back to me, intentionally and DELIBERATELY. Because he knew I had said them, he knows who I am, AND that I would be watching. And you're making it about 'finding love' and psychology 😖+🤦+🤏 Jesus man you guys actively being the problem and then saying your not the problem is the most bizarre thing I've ever seen. It's surreal! It's like you're fucking my wife while looking me dead in the eyes and telling me 'Nah bro it's fine for me to do this.' WOW! The bottom of the river is looking pretty good right now. It never ends with you."

by Hym Iam June 4, 2022

Results

Outcome answer

I wrote a test I'm looking forward to my results

by anonymous November 8, 2020

results

the aftermath or the effect after doing something

example: guy 1: "Hey man, wanna quandale dingle with me?
guy 2: " I've been waiting for you to say that"

10 hours later: the news: "a man has clapped with cheeks to hard, doctors need to amputate ass"

"bro quandale dingle declared war on Italy. 20 years later. The results of the war are that Italy has been destroyed.

by quandale dingles wingman May 8, 2022

Results Day

The day students go and collect their exam results to find that they failed.

lad1 - "Dude its results day, have you collected your results?"
lad2 - "Yeah I got a F for all my subjects."
Lad 1 - "That blows."

by Jimmyboy2k11 March 13, 2011

Results Oriented Work Environment

A work environment where team members are measured by their results, output, and performance. They are not measured by their hours put in or presence in the office. The workers are given autonomy over their assigned projects, and allowed the freedom of deciding when and how meet their assigned goals.

I want to work for a results oriented work environment. They offer an incentive for being efficient and the autonomy to complete your work how you want.

by Mike Aalfs March 23, 2022

results-driven

1. relating to a form of corporate strategy focused on outcomes and achievements. A results-driven organization concentrates on meeting objectives, delivering to the required time, cost and quality, and holds performance to be more important than procedures.

2. sets specific, measurable improvement goals and match resources, tools, and action plans to the requirements of accomplishing success.

Synonyms: results-focused, results-oriented

Antonyms: activity-centered

The companies results-driven effort permitted them to bypass a lengthy preparation and aim at a quick, measurable gain with in a few months rather than years.

by urbanredhead November 22, 2009