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The opposite of income. It is the money you spend, that you may (or may not) make back up.
Joe: Dude, I just upgraded my entire account on Mechquest!
Ben: That's quite a bit of outcome!
Joe: Yeah. But I've got a job.
Ben: ...Screw you.
outcome by Dboojie.com January 12, 2008
Is when you come harder than someone else.
Hym "Oh, and to answer your other question, it depends to what degree the outcome is determined by biology."

Iam "You had that primed, you had that primed for a while now. Why did you wait so long?"

Hym "Because it's a stupid question. If you dispense with the unconscious choice there is nothing left but conscious choice. But you acknowledge that there is unconscious choice. So, here is the example: the conscious choice is a 20 year old woman sleeping with a 60 year old man because (and explicitly because) he's loaded. That is a conscious articulated choice. Vaguely coincides with evolutionary biology in the context of hypergamy but the act of golddigging is an act of consciousness rather than a choice solely based on evolutionary biology. Correct? Forgoing some of the elements of hypergamy and making pragmatic choice to maximize monetary gain. Also, does the choice factor in the consciousness of the person being chosen? And to what degree? Does my consciousness matter more than my sexual marketplace value in the context of evolutionary biology and hypergamy? No. I'll answer that one for you. The answer is 'No. It doesn't.' "
Outcome by Hym Iam June 6, 2022

Outcome Conversion

To crash the hopes of a hater because was hoping that you would fail at something that he was setting up for you to fail. And the opposite happened, you succeeded.
Dude was hoping that I didn't get the girl, the job and hoping that my project would fail to make me look out, too bad for him, I got a outcome conversion.

Outcome = Merit 

Nonono! Fuck you Jordan! He HAS the outcome. Remember? We don't care HOW he got the outcome. Becuase...
Hym "Outcome = Merit! It doesn't matter how he got it! The Bu-gah-i is in the garage, therefore, MERIT JORDAN. The ability to achieve a desired outcome. He wanted to be better than a Joe Rogan. So, he read my instruction manual on how to be better than a Joe Rogan and he is now IN FACT better than a Joe Rogan. That's the game! I DIDN'T MAKE THE RULES! YOU didn't even make the rules! Love him! Love my Frankenstein bitch!"
Outcome = Merit by Hym Iam October 1, 2023

Fallacy of the predetermined outcome 

A phrase frequently used by Yankees announcer Michael Kay to refer to the flawed logic behind thinking that event x is set in stone and would have happened regardless of all events leading up to it.
Michael kay:” You don’t want to fall victim to the fallacy of the predetermined outcome, but you have to wonder how things are different if the umpire called that pitch a strike.”

Good Outcome 

Phrase used by a corporate executive to describe the solution to an unmitigated disaster, the details of which they believe nobody knows about.
Despite the massive arguement at the Board table (fails to mention fisticuffs occurring) and Bob's decision to pursue other opportunities (aka he got canned) I think we arrived at a "good outcome:
Good Outcome by Floyd R Turbo April 27, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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