Raycon 

A scummy brand that's making money by paying content creators en masse to promote their shit ass earbuds that they probably got off of Alibaba.

It's basically like the earbud equivalent to RAID shadow legends, but even that would be inaccurate as RAID is a decent game at the very least. Meanwhile the only thing Raycon earbuds have going is their packaging. Unless you like gobs of bass with absolutely no treble, the audio quality is a literal dollop of shit.

What a fucking joke.

See also: Rayconned, Rayconning

Person 1: "Have you heard about those Raycon earbuds?"
Person 2: "Oh, you mean those shitty excuse of earbuds from that scummy brand that pay influencers to hype them up? Yeah, I've heard of them."

Raycon by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 31, 2023

Flippin' Raymond

1) To engage in risky behaviour;

2) To be venturesome;

3) To be wildly promiscuous;

4) Or, to be silly to the point of the ridiculous.

"Stop driving like a Flippin' Raymond!"; "The girls came back to ours; we acted like Flippin' Raymond's!"; "I saw them pissed up on Broad Street, chasing each other around like Flippin' Raymonds"

Flippin' Raymond by Quelmo Rodriquez June 19, 2010

captain raymond holt 

Captain on Brooklyn 99. Intellectual and stoic, you'll never guess what he's thinking. He's strict but loving, and is pretty much Jake Peralta's dad at this point. He's been an openly gay cop since 1987, and he's married to Kevin Kozner, a professor at Columbia. Aims to become commissioner someday.

Is that Captain Raymond Holt? Ugh, I hate how he always makes us wear ties.

captain raymond holt by Brooklyn-Define-Define October 6, 2018

Rayconned 

rayconned (verb) past tense one who has believed the hype. Perhaps misled by a trusted youtuber turned shill. The present participle of rayconned is rayconning.

see also Raycon
transitive verb. 1 : to swindle audio enthusiasts out of their money.

"Fuck I really got rayconned... I should've saved my money!"

actual examples and testimonials from the web include:

"Those fucking Raycon earbuds are dog shit. I'm really disappointed at idubbbz for putting his name on this garbage...
This gay retard lied to us about them being a quality product."
"like a dog urinating directly into your ear"
"like listening to a muddy dogfart"
"damn not armoured skep too unsubbed"
"never thought I'd see chris (raygun) shill for raycon"

Rayconned by Tuvak Shakur June 29, 2020

raymond_yuh 

a mystical creature from the planet iliketurtles that has come upon us to save da world. If you sniff his toes you will become imortal.

Raymond_yuh has magic toes.

raymond_yuh by chickenduckperson November 29, 2020

raymond_yuh 

A hero that comes fro the planet iliketurtles who has come to save planet earth. If you lick his toes you will become immortal.

OMG IS THAT RAYMOND_YUH CAN I HAVE YOU AUTOGRAPH?

raymond_yuh by chickenduckperson November 30, 2020

Raymond Thomas 

Also known as Jumanji Mr. Raymond Thomas is generally a band director and is pretty dang thicc and BALD!

Student :Yo Raymond Thomas can we play Sleigh Ride?
Mr.Thomas: No you cant play your notes! Now lets talk about uniforms for an hour and 25 minutes

Raymond Thomas by DatBandKid69 December 3, 2018