Rayception 

A personality disorder causing you to (un)willingly turn every word, every situation, every concept, and every event into something related to the term "inception". Someone with Rayception is generally considered fairly paranoid and kind of a twat.

Guy 1: "Oh you were shocked when you fell from your chair? That's a kick!! INCEPTION!"
Guy 2: "Piss off with your rayception, twat."

Rayception by MaroC May 6, 2014

receptionize 

The act of working as a receptionist.

Hey Evelyn, what does this company that you receptionize for do?

receptionize by mvolfman July 8, 2010

Statue of Reception 

when you're sending a text message and you lose the last bar of service and you raise your arm up like the Statue of Liberty in hopes of catching just enough signal to complete the text transaction.

Doug- DUDE! I'm sexting Jessica and I just lost service!
Tom- Put your arm in the air! Hurry!
Fred- Statue of Reception, nice.
Tom- Works every time..

Statue of Reception by meetgeorgejetson August 20, 2009

Raycation 

A day in which Ray is absent from the office, thus providing his coworkers with a brief respite from his near endless barrage of mindless babbling and bragadocious chatter.

Man, Mondays suck...but at least we get a Raycation today.

Raycation by professor gobblety gook November 2, 2010

Mr Brown is waiting in reception

When you really need to take a shit.

"Can you excuse me for five minutes, Mr Brown is waiting in reception".

Mr Brown is waiting in reception by Jiminator February 16, 2008

Immaculate Reception 

The most bizarre play EVER in all sports. Down 7-6, with 22 seconds remaining in the 1972 AFC Wild Card matchup, Terry Bradshaw threw a pass intended for John Fuqua. Oakland Raiders saftey Jack Tatum reach Fuqua when the ball did, and the ball deflected from him. Just as the ball seemed to slip to the ground, Steelers runningback Franco Harris scooped up the ball when it was less than an inch from the ground, and ran it in to the endzone to end the game. Craziest play in NFL history.

And Franco Harris has just won the game with the Immaculate Reception.

Immaculate Reception by Steagles February 15, 2006

Lonely Receptionist Syndrome

Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.

Cures include getting a better job.

Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.

Lonely Receptionist Syndrome by AssistantExtraordinaire February 21, 2011