To be so overwhelmed by an emotion (typically in a sexual setting) that the recipient starts hyperventilating, sweating profusely, crying and overall ravaged by this ordeal.
The Russian Ravager is performed when the male overdoses on Viagra, Cialis, or any other form of forced erection. The male then proceeds to have unlubricated anal sex with the woman. The Russian Ravager may also be performed with 2 males. The same rules would apply.
Louise got really drunk last night, so I took her home and gave her a Russian Ravager. I'm not sure, but it looked like she was enjoying it.
A condition common among sedative obese individuals who consume large quantities of cheese and meat, leading to chronic severe constipation. Could be a precursor to rectal prolapse.
The huge man in line ahead of me at the grocery store had nothing but cheese and meats in his cart. I bet he suffers from a bad case of ravaged rectum.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!