Raptor-Jesus 

The son of Raptor-God. Born from the virgin Raptor-Mary. He got nailed to a wooden stake, he then ate the stake escaping an untimely death. He led the Raptor-Revaluation, Pwnd Hitler, Invented Nuclear physics, destroyed the dinosaurs for they would not follow his ways, AND took on: Freddie Kruger, Michael Myers, Jason, Alien, and Pretor... He won.

"Raptor-Jesus went extinct for our sins!"

"It's like witnessing the birth of Raptor-Jesus, having the young God look into your eyes, and he says his first words... and it's you name!"

Raptor-Jesus by ILoveRaptor-Jesus16725 February 13, 2009

raptor jesus 

Nowere in the bible does it say that jesus isnt a raptor.

Lawl im in your base killing all your mans. -raptor jesus

raptor jesus by f1r3wAll September 7, 2006

Raptor Jesus 

Raptor Jesus appeared before me, and he said: "Take heed my son, for there shall be many who doubt me, but whosoever believeth in me shall have everlasting life." I wept with joy at the gift bestowed, "Yet, my lord, what fate shall be given to the unworthy?" He answered: "Their entrails shall be rent from their stomachs, their limbs ripped from their torso, to feast our hungry bodies, and restore our souls. Whensoever you feast upon the heart of thine enemy, think of me." For that is the beauty of Raptor Jesus.

One day, Raptor Jesus walked a busy street with his disciple, Anonymous. Anonymous and his like-named brethren populated the land on which they strolled, as common as blades of grass. They walked, discussing many things, but, Anonymous paused for a moment. “Lord?” he spoke, “Is not this idle talk frowned upon by your father?” And quoth Raptor Jesus; “All voice communicates knowledge. Knowledge is hardly frowned upon by anyone, and thus your ‘idle talk’ does not exist, unless you speak of memes. Memes are idle, as they are merely communication of things all know of” And thus our Lord beckoned to a painting of an insanely smiling man. “However, memes can bring laughter and happiness, thus, one can surmise that He enjoys them, and hardly frowns upon them” And Anonymous looked ahead, silent.

Raptor Jesus by Anon Divad January 2, 2008

raptor jesus 

A meme that rose to fame when it was the 900,000th post on 4chan's /b/ (which now has over 40 million posts). Consists of a raptor's head crudely photoshopped onto a picture of Jesus.

Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins.

raptor jesus by adeb December 24, 2007

raptor jesus 

Just as jesus was the savior of man raptor jesus did the same for his dinosaur bretheren. See also denver the last dinosaur.

Man Bhudda could take raptor jesus!

raptor jesus by Drew Mcleod June 4, 2005

Raptor Jesus 

Our savior.

Raptor Jesus died for our sins.

Raptor Jesus by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Raptor Jesus 

our lord and the only protection against pedobear

OH NO ITS PEDOBEAR!
dont worry raptor jesus is here to save us! hooray!

Raptor Jesus by xXwafflez_no_jutsuXx April 30, 2010