Randy Black

The redneck version of Chuck Norris. He is more recognizable, respectable, and more omnipotent. He does not date ugly women, even sugar mamas. He can imbibe an infinite amount of beer before he becomes drunk. He is an exellent golfer, the best in whichever state he is currently occupying. He was in Korea, even if he's in his 20's or his 90's. He knows more about every single SEC football team than everyone else in the world. He becomes an owner of a pub simply by drinking there. He usually has a shrill, nigh feminine laugh, but a staredown that will make your head explode. He is probably only about 5 feet and a half tall, but he'd wipe the floor with your candy-tail. He should have a tattoo on one of his arms (usually right), which is always a dangerous creature, that comes alive and strikes at his command. He can kill you by drinking himself to your death. He hates blacks, but his GMC truck is sittin' on twenty-fo' dubbs. And if you say anything to him about it, he will erase your existence from ever having happened. He is more man than you could ever believe. His father most likely had the name of a dog. He killed Koreans for a living. He uses babies as gasoline. He has pink short-shorts. They're awesome.

You: My God!

Randy Black: Actually, just call me Randy

Randy Black: Beer sobers me.

Randy Black: Mas cervesas, barmaid!

Randy Black: Yes, I myself am rhetorical.

by im not t dubb August 9, 2009

Randy Marsh Black Ass kisser

A white person or any other race in essence who ass kisses any kind of African culture based on merits.

-The term is in reference to Fictional South Park character Randy Marsh kissing a African named jesse jacksons ass for using the racial slur Nigger on accident. in the show script; Jesse made sure to get a picture for the local news paper as well!

"Randy Marsh Black Ass kissers giving stipends from reparations to people who manipulate a system to give them something many people in dire need will never see"

by The absolute August 18, 2025