Randomitry* ---> The art of being able to produce, when least expected, something extremely random and amusing...sometimes causing mass confusion ( or confuzzlization). I excel at this art and teach others.
.........SPATULA!!!!
I like it when they go moo, but only on a firday i think if i toasted it it would no dont sell those chimps to the fire brigade they will only anally infiltrate them.
A concept or device which measures the 'randomness' of a given event, object, behaviour, situation or being. It can be demonstrated using the lower arm placed horizontally with the hand of the other arm supporting the elbow of the 'randometer' arm. The randometer then moves from horizontal up to a potential 180 degrees to indicate the 'randomness' level required. It can also fluctuate as required during the randometer measuring process.
Use the Randometer when a dwarf unicycles past on a pink unicycle wearing pink wellington boots smoking a large pipe and humming the theme tune to Mighty Mouse.
Randomation Verbalisation means Random talk between friends whom are alcoholically inherited in the early hours of the morning. so basically random shit.
Friends usually end up talking about random things, and they never know how they got to the topic. The conversation usually ends up shitty a confusing thus where it becomes Randomation Verbalisation.
(adj). 1. An occurrence that happens without human influence, automatic, specifically not triggered by the speaker, that also contains an element of uncertainty or surprise. 2. An occurrence, or series of occurrences, triggered by a person who does not pre-plan the action(s) either at all or sufficiently. (Implies deficiency.)
1) Lightning was striking randomatically all over the place.
2) My computer keeps getting viruses randomatically.
3) (In a video game) They were just casting spells randomatically.
4) Try throwing the rope to the person, not just randomatically all over the lake!
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."