super smash bros melee: roy charges up his smash and releases his attack, just before a bom-omb appears in front of him, he must follow thru, smashes the bom and dies:

u got freaken RANDOMED!!

randomed by nerdatron5000 October 25, 2007

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Randometer

A concept or device which measures the 'randomness' of a given event, object, behaviour, situation or being. It can be demonstrated using the lower arm placed horizontally with the hand of the other arm supporting the elbow of the 'randometer' arm. The randometer then moves from horizontal up to a potential 180 degrees to indicate the 'randomness' level required. It can also fluctuate as required during the randometer measuring process.

Use the Randometer when a dwarf unicycles past on a pink unicycle wearing pink wellington boots smoking a large pipe and humming the theme tune to Mighty Mouse.

Randometer by Badger Dobson January 31, 2009

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Randomation Verbalisation

Randomation Verbalisation means Random talk between friends whom are alcoholically inherited in the early hours of the morning. so basically random shit.

(After a lot of beer and it’s around 3-4 am)

Friends usually end up talking about random things, and they never know how they got to the topic. The conversation usually ends up shitty a confusing thus where it becomes Randomation Verbalisation.

Randomation Verbalisation by Reapersarms December 22, 2008

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randomate

Company name for an online speed dating website.

Jim met his girlfriend while speed dating on randomate.com

randomate by ReggieStyles April 11, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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