randomitry 

Randomitry* ---> The art of being able to produce, when least expected, something extremely random and amusing...sometimes causing mass confusion ( or confuzzlization). I excel at this art and teach others.

.........SPATULA!!!!

I like it when they go moo, but only on a firday i think if i toasted it it would no dont sell those chimps to the fire brigade they will only anally infiltrate them.

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeee waaaaaaaaa noooooooo


I like the pastures green and moist...

randomitry by The Eddie, Master of Randomitry December 8, 2004

randomite 

random unknown people unaware that they are photobombing a picture

The randomites that day were quite interesting to see!!

randomite by Starchylde December 24, 2014

randomite 

some one or some people who are just total random OR somebody who you don't know

randomites in its plural sense

"hey look at those randomites over there what the f**k are they doing"

you flaming randomite

randomite by Mike Bown November 14, 2006

Randomitis 

A fictional disease that can be used as a reason for doing something inexplicably stupid,and well,random.

Adam:Dude!Why did you smear that sour cream all over the couch?
Rex:Oh,just got me a case of the randomitis

Randomitis by Caoimhe8168 July 9, 2009

Randomitus 

A disease that infects randomness into someones soul causing them to be random for 16 minutes to 92 hours at a time.

Common symptoms: Not being able to sleep, shouting random words at random times, making noodles with peanut butter and olive oil as the broth, being called anything that rhymes with to or toe,or playing World of Warcraft for 15 hours straight and not actually doing anything productive in those 15 hours.

The disease was discovered some time in December in the year 1953 when a man reading the first edition of the playboy magazine in Miami, Florida was hit by a bullet in the right index finger causing him to develop the first and most severe case of Randomitus known to man. The disease spread as he entered a diner and infected the 13 people in there, of the 13 people 11 of them had to receive urgent medical care to cure them of said disease, the 2 that didn't get medical care were found riding donkeys with a pink backpack full of melting coffee ice cream wearing a drench coat while screaming the words to the novel Casino Royale at the top of their lungs. They were detained for disorderly conduct by the Miami Police Department.

Doctor: Hi! How's it going Mr. Gotoeboejoeto
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: Hey doc, I think I have contacted Randomitus, can I get an exam for it?
Doctor: OK, I'll take a look. Open up your eyes.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: THE LAST FOUR LETTERS OF LOST ARE L-O-S-T, SPELLING LOST. AM I LOST? WHAT? WHERE AM I?! WHY ARE YOU POINTING A DEATH RAY AT MY EYEBALL?! ARE YOU A DINOSAUR?! 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42! NOOOOO!
Doctor: Well, it seems you have had contact with the disease and we'll need to begin treatment ASAP.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: Yo yo yo, when can a home boy get sum medz up hea.
Doctor: Just one moment, let me write you up a prescription.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: あなたに非常に親切な男をありがとうございます。
Doctor: What?
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: I gotta go, I just remembered that my peanut butter olive oil noodle broth is done.
Doctor: Bye.

15min later at Casa De Mr.Gotoeboejoeto.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! I'VE CREATED A MONSTER! Ohai there buddy. SIT! good boy.
Buddy: BARK! BARK!

Randomitus by Xalimis January 21, 2011

Randocity

When you're hit by a large amount of completely random information in a very short period of time, randocity is the feeling of confusion felt directly afterwards.

MaryKate: I just at tacos, summer reading sucks, I failed this one quiz, what should I wear for tomorrow?, my brother just choked on a noodle.
Andres: Whoa man, hold on, randocity.

Randocity by ROFLMAOOMGWTFBBQ September 2, 2009

Randomity 

The ultimate state of existence defined by a complete rejection of the mundane. Randomity requires putting forth the absolute most effort ever to avoid being basic, predictable, or status quo. For randomity to be recognized, one must expend the majority of time and energy in an effort to stand out, often to a point of zero return on investment of time.

Today I am going to wrap my basic and boring McLaren with white and black Camo Wrap to prove my level of Randomity.

Randomity by "VT" November 21, 2019