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The disgusting act of inserting the fist up to the elbow into the man’s anus slowly working its way up the colon, whilst simultaneously tossing his salad till completion.
The receiver doesn’t have to be awake, willing or even alive for that matter.

However partially conscious is preferred by those living in and around Woking (U.K.) as they have some fighting spirit and are just playing hard to get.
Bonus points are received for length of time in the colon and how much Truffle Butter can be churned
Eduardo thought his drink has been spiked and his suspicious were confirmed when he woke up in Slough Emergency ward with Berkshire’s best proctologist asking if the vicious Randip he recently received was entirely voluntarily.

Eduardo, or ‘Bubbles’ as he was called earlier in the night but a bearded turbaned stranger, just wanted to be left alone but the doctor insisted they put his colon back in before the nurse slipped on it.
Randip by JesusBummedTrump May 7, 2022
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Randia is a term subscribers of the subreddit on Reddit platform /r/india use to identify themselves.

It is a play on two words r/India and Randi (which means a sex worker in Hindi)

The subreddit is mostly focused on discussions with major participation from Non-residents of India (NRIs).
In the official Reddit traffic survey, 75%+ traffic to the subreddit doesn't originate from the country itself.
This is a safe haven for Indians who emigrated to reaffirm their decisions and look for validation.
Sunil: Hey did check out the article on Randia today?

Ravi: That subreddit is full of sepoys, don't take anything you read there as a representation of actual India.
Randia by Franker_Z March 12, 2019
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An alternate and more popular spelling of r/India. It closely resembles randi, the hindi word for whore.
My post was quickly downvoted to oblivion by the randia horde.
randia by #notinmyname October 11, 2017
When a person speaks or writes as if they have had a stroke, but haven't.
Your statement made no sense. It was very randish
Randish by supertickly April 25, 2020

RandSplaining 

When a libertarian uses internally consistent, yet bullshit, arguments to justify selfish decisions that place others at risk.
Dude, Bob was RandSplaining away how their positive COVID tests the week after their Thanksgiving trip was an unlucky roll of the dice, but he ignored all the warning signs and chose to make the trip to their cousins in LA.
RandSplaining by MadManMatt December 3, 2020
short form of r/india , Plural of prostitutes in hindi. an anti hindu circlejerk who like to be little Indians and their culture. They keep mum on child abuse by christian authorities in India
Since you are hindu, you are brahmanical patriarchy and banned from randia
randia by PakiHindu January 20, 2019
An Infamous nickname for the subreddit named r/india. Filled with woke liberals who are hell bent on bashing the current BJP government and Hindu ideologies. You better not step there if you're looking for neutral stances on the happenings around the country. Or you could go straight ahead if you're bored to death and wanna see the constant circlejerking of the left side.
Woke Indian 1: *Posts a cute cat picture on randia*
Woke Indian 2: Woah. So cute! Modi isn't even equivalent to the dust in this cat's feet!
randia by Neutral_atheist February 14, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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