Randip

The disgusting act of inserting the fist up to the elbow into the man’s anus slowly working its way up the colon, whilst simultaneously tossing his salad till completion.
The receiver doesn’t have to be awake, willing or even alive for that matter.

However partially conscious is preferred by those living in and around Woking (U.K.) as they have some fighting spirit and are just playing hard to get.
Bonus points are received for length of time in the colon and how much Truffle Butter can be churned

Eduardo thought his drink has been spiked and his suspicious were confirmed when he woke up in Slough Emergency ward with Berkshire’s best proctologist asking if the vicious Randip he recently received was entirely voluntarily.

Eduardo, or ‘Bubbles’ as he was called earlier in the night but a bearded turbaned stranger, just wanted to be left alone but the doctor insisted they put his colon back in before the nurse slipped on it.

by JesusBummedTrump May 7, 2022

Randia

Randia is a term subscribers of the subreddit on Reddit platform /r/india use to identify themselves.

It is a play on two words r/India and Randi (which means a sex worker in Hindi)

The subreddit is mostly focused on discussions with major participation from Non-residents of India (NRIs).
In the official Reddit traffic survey, 75%+ traffic to the subreddit doesn't originate from the country itself.
This is a safe haven for Indians who emigrated to reaffirm their decisions and look for validation.

Sunil: Hey did check out the article on Randia today?

Ravi: That subreddit is full of sepoys, don't take anything you read there as a representation of actual India.

by Franker_Z March 12, 2019

randia

An alternate and more popular spelling of r/India. It closely resembles randi, the hindi word for whore.

My post was quickly downvoted to oblivion by the randia horde.

by #notinmyname October 11, 2017

Randish

When a person speaks or writes as if they have had a stroke, but haven't.

Your statement made no sense. It was very randish

by supertickly April 25, 2020

RandSplaining

When a libertarian uses internally consistent, yet bullshit, arguments to justify selfish decisions that place others at risk.

Dude, Bob was RandSplaining away how their positive COVID tests the week after their Thanksgiving trip was an unlucky roll of the dice, but he ignored all the warning signs and chose to make the trip to their cousins in LA.

by MadManMatt December 3, 2020

randia

short form of r/india , Plural of prostitutes in hindi. an anti hindu circlejerk who like to be little Indians and their culture. They keep mum on child abuse by christian authorities in India

Since you are hindu, you are brahmanical patriarchy and banned from randia

by PakiHindu January 20, 2019

randia

An Infamous nickname for the subreddit named r/india. Filled with woke liberals who are hell bent on bashing the current BJP government and Hindu ideologies. You better not step there if you're looking for neutral stances on the happenings around the country. Or you could go straight ahead if you're bored to death and wanna see the constant circlejerking of the left side.

Woke Indian 1: *Posts a cute cat picture on randia*
Woke Indian 2: Woah. So cute! Modi isn't even equivalent to the dust in this cat's feet!

by Neutral_atheist February 14, 2020