crandallized

A small lanky man who takes your shit and runs your bills sky high. He will run your things and ruin your life. You should always be careful when dealing with some who could potentially crandallize you. They also will tell you things so much that you have to believe them or suffer severe arguments with them. BEWARE!!!!!

that guy crandallized me good, I'll be in debt for life

by the victim#1 July 09, 2011

Crandall

A fierce stank

Damn Johnny got that Crandall stank.

by Billbobagginsin July 07, 2019

Crandall

A crandall is a being slightly above human yet slightly below the gods

To dominate at anything and everything

Guy1-Man Kevin is destroying us today, how is he so good at this?
Guy2-What nobody told you? He is a Crandall that's why.
Guy1- Damn I wish I was a Crandall.

by i am the truth May 31, 2012

crandalled

To get a bad joke played on you, without you knowing.

I put my ass in your face while you were sleeping, you got crandalled good!!!

by Ben Waffler October 07, 2006

Crandalled

Localized word to Pacific Northwest, particularly Seattle metropolitan area. A well known local celebrity noted for bouts of rage and aggression would focus their efforts toward individuals at random. What would amount to physical or verbal bullying and established a reputation within the Seattle community as being "Crandalled", or bullied.

Dan Ielle Crandall, circa 2003, quickly replaced bullying with Crandalling.

"Dude, your boss *totally* Crandalled you in that meeting."

by HSecurity July 24, 2009

crandall

Noun: a person who engages in frivolous lawsuits

Verb: the act of suing someone over something that is not their fault

The landscaper pulled a crandall on the property manager for allowing it to rain on his property.

by Grand Firctionary February 05, 2014

Crandall

An ass-crack that gets exposed while BMX-ing vigorously. Gravity and fast peddling causing pants to edge down creating a "Crandall"

"Man, you'd better stop peddling so fast, you are getting a Crandall."
"Dude! I can see your Crandall from the ramp and it is gnarly!"
"Hey, pull your pants up! I don't want to look at your hairy Crandall!"

by Timothy S. July 27, 2006