The masturbation
one has to resort to in order to relieve sexual tension when
one's female partner is menstruating and either unable or unwilling to partake in vaginal sex. Usually refers to a solo
act but can also refer to the hand relief supplied by the menstruating partner.
1. I say, darling, as you're on blob this week any
chance of a Ragtime Shuffle? I really need to shift this dirty
water off my chest.
2. Yeah, got in last night with a diamond cutter only to find that her indoors has got the painters in. So it was upstairs into the bog for a quick Ragtime Shuffle before
tea. Sorted.