Ralph School

A home-based school attended by the Drabble children, especially Penny and Patrick. It is taught by their father, Sergeant Ralph Drabble. Ralph is a tough teacher and often glares at his students when they don't do something he likes. This is the best place to learn how to be a mall cop. So if you think mall cops are pretty cool, check it out and go to Ralph School!

Ralph: OK, kids, you ready for Ralph School?

Penny: Right on, dad! I'm gonna love this.

Ralph: No, no sweetheart. At Ralph School I'm not Dad, its Mr. Drabble, OK?

Penny: (starts crying) But I've always called you Dad.

Ralph: Not in your Ralph School classes. (he gives her a gentle glare) See, Isn't this fun having me for a teacher?

Patrick: This is fun! Best school I know. Especially since you're our teacher!

Ralph: (starts laughing) Yes, this is like mall cop therapy. Ralph School is crazy! Class dismissed! (he glares at them again) Ralph School rules!

Ralph School by Dusty's Baby Powder September 15, 2011

Ralph Thoresby School 

Ralph Thoresby School is a shit school that has bitches and snakes. It's in Leeds and is shit! All the teachers are bastards! Never go to that school cause u will actually hate it.

Ralph Thoresby School definition: A shit school in Leeds with chavs
For example:
RTS student:"I go to Ralph thoresby school"
Any other human:"so ur a chav"

Ralph Thoresby School by River.07 October 19, 2019

Ralph Sadleir Middle School 

An extraordinarily mediocre school with a large array of dislike lable staff members.

Totally innocent young person: Let's go to Ralph Sadleir Middle School!

Same person, 5 minutes later: This school is extraordinarily mediocre and has a large array of dislikeable staff members.

Ralph Sadleir Middle School by NumberTwoWithExtraCheese April 23, 2019