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A middle class white boy from the suburbs who thinks he is from the hood. He idolizes Eminem and refuses to shave to peach fuzz on his upper lip.
Brian: Yo, what up niggz?
Rob: Dude, you're such a fucking Rakon.
Rakon by LKova April 29, 2009
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Rakon Rakon Kido Rakonjac Ramone ramon ramona rakin raking rajon Rakan
A sweet caring person who will do anything to protect what they love. Rakon may have a dark past but a bright future; works hard to provide for their household and loves a nice long drive. Rakon is sexy, handsome and can make any woman laugh. Rakon’s can stray and may break a girls heart but once committed will love his wife forever. Rakon’s are smart and witty; have a knack for sports, cars, video games and vacation!
Rakon is one of the most interesting men I have ever met.
Rakon by Queen of Egypt September 14, 2018
Nickname of a player well known amongst the higher - top tier CS:GO players. Correct spelling of often wrongly used Raccoon, pronounced exactly as written - rakon.
Do you know how to say Rakon in Russian? Енот.
Rakon by rakonloverxoxoxo November 9, 2017

Rakon Kido 

This is the name of a spiked fish, who swims for long periods of time, not needing any form of oxygen. They also mate, by itself, A-sexually. How they do this, is unknown.
Mom! I found a Rakon Kido today in our pool! Can I keep it?
Rakon Kido by Akujin Ðaisuke February 25, 2009

Dee Dee Ramone 

Most recognizable bassist for the Ramones, serving from 1976-1989, but also made a few later appearances in concerts with the band. Was a key songwriter for the Ramones, and also terribly underrated. Had a notorious heroin addiction, and also a notorious girlfriend in that of Connie Ramone, a supposed ex-GTO girl of Frank Zappa, who also had a staggering heroin addiction. Dee Dee Ramone died in 2001 from what appeared to be a heroin overdose.
Go check out: Ramones, Ramones Leave Home, Rocket To Russia, Road to Ruin, and IT'S ALIVE!
Dee Dee Ramone by Zak January 22, 2004

Ramonster 

A ginger Spanish-English guy with a huge - very huge - penis.
'Tis a rock!. . .a peak!. . .a cape! A cape, forsooth! 'Tis a Ramonster!
Ramonster by ntltd June 20, 2019