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Jonny Rain Cloud 

Someone who ruins the happy moment with some bad news.
I hate to be Mr. Jonny rain cloud here, but we the cops are breaking down the door.

German rain cloud

Immediately after ejaculation, the man does a back flip out the bed while farting at the same time. Creating an aerial dusting.
Him: "I came in her pussy, pulled a german rain cloud, and left 'dat bitch!"
Her: " so good, until he left me in a german rain cloud" :(
German rain cloud by Stuntclown1 December 9, 2019

Clouds and Rain

a poetic euphemism for the buildup and final release of orgasmic pleasure.
We danced and tumbled together in the big bed until we were overcome by the clouds and rain.
Clouds and Rain by potcake September 7, 2011

Raincloud 

A person with incredibly bad luck, karma, and circumstance. Oftentimes self-induced, but not always. As in, they have a rain cloud following them.
Did you hear Buck's girlfriend dumped him, his truck broke down, his dog died, and his house caught fire? Jesus, that guys got the worst luck ever. Yah, ole Buck's a real Raincloud!
Raincloud by T Morph July 11, 2017

raincloud 

Someone that is wearing all gray clothing (usually a sweatsuit) and resembles a raincloud.
Look at that gigantic raincloud over there wearing his basketball sweatsuit!
raincloud by cheesemcdeeze July 30, 2011

Double RainCloud 

The polar opposite of the Double Rainbow: A double dose of depression to the point of suicide.

Triple RainCloud will result in spontaneous death and possible combustion.

Alternatively, a historical Indian Chief who peed and shat on tribesmen while they slept.
Double Raincloud: Jimmy was on his way home and got into an accident with the milkman who has been sleeping with his wife. Jimmy was at fault and has to pay for all of the damages. The milk man takes his wife to Greece with the extra cash.

Possible triple raincloud (instant death): Wife leaves Jimmy for the milkman, finds out his kids were the milkman's, and is forced by the courts to pay child support.

Possible triple raincloud (instant death with combustion): Milkman sends email to Jimmy with explicit pictures of him Tri-bagging his wife (and kids) in Greece.

Full on Triple raincloud-all the way across the sky:
Jimmy tries to sue milkman for child abuse and loses despite photo evidence. Beacause the judge happened to be the milkmans father and took the pictures thus making them inadmissable in court.
Double RainCloud by Amarci_ano July 30, 2010