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railroading

In gaming, the act of forcing a player to "choose to" do something they don't really want to in order to advance the plot according to the wishes or designs of the GM.

Thus, the player feels like they're being moved through a world (or plot) as if on train tracks, without any choice on where to go.
"So we have to search the lower dungeon to find the key, despite the fact that this door is rotten and my character has 19 strength? Stop railroading us!"
railroading by FeepingCreature March 9, 2013

railroading

A term describing the process of forcing the player characters in a Role-Playing Game to complete a certain task before continuing the adventure.
"The GM has subtely instructed us to go to this town before we can finish the damn story. I bet he received a Masters Degree in Railroading."
railroading by InsanityIsCrazy November 14, 2004

underground railroading 

The act of scissoring assholes and transferring shit from one anus to the other
Guy 1: "What did you two do last night?"
Guy 2: "We were underground railroading until our asses overflowed!"

Railroading

when you feed your partner refried beans, broccoli, and French onion soup, and a few hours later, have them crawl around the house on their hands and knees while you plow their ass, so they let out little steam-engine farts with each stroke. Bonus points if you put on an engineer's hat and sing the "Thomas the Tank Engine" theme.
“Dude, John was totally railroading that chick last night. I could smell it all the way to the kitchen.”
Railroading by JBtoodirty2 June 12, 2019

Railroading

When a girl gives a blowjob whilst wearing braces.
“She was railroading him so hard that if he wasn’t circumsized before, he is now.”
Railroading by Ramasm February 7, 2018

Railroading

Anal sex by a large train. Woo-woo!
"Open the Station cause here comes the train bitch! I'm doing railroading today!"
Railroading by Chain Furious May 15, 2020
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