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Raging Cock 

My MEAT all over the place! An unstoppable penis.
Yeah you wont be saying that with my raging cock in your mouth!

raging cock monger

A person who gargles more cock than they do mouth wash
raging cock monger by I am Rex August 10, 2009

Raging Cock Path 

Furious and uncontrollably violent outburst usually associated with grounds staff or other related professions.
And so Onions went on a raging cock path.

Shitting hell, that kid has been on a raging cock path ever since that Mumpkin Head layed some pipe on his baby sister.

raging cocksucker

1:Someone (male or female) who has lost control of their ability to not have a penis jammed in their throat.
2:A person who sucks up to the boss way to much to simply be called an ass kisser.
1: She's such a whore, I see her with a new guy every night. Yes she sure is a raging cockmaster now.

2: Dude! Jason has only been here 2 weeks and got a promotion. What a raging cockmaster
raging cocksucker by Your Mom July 22, 2003

national cock rating day

The day where all cocks are rated by their gurth, toughness, length and strength. National Cock Rating Day is on the 15th of May.
C'mon dude just show your friends, it is National Cock Rating day after all!

Cock Racing 

A cock race happens when one semi truck tries to take over another on a two lane highway, and inadvertently holds up traffic due to both drivers wanting to be in the front, and both drivers driving at basically the same speed. A cock race can take anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes, and if ever experienced, can be one of the more frustrating things about a long drive.
Friend 1: "Hurry the f*ck up man, I gotta shit my asshole out!"
Friend 2: "I can't because these motherf*cking truckers are cock racing! The ret*rds are going the same speed!"
Friend 1: "Get in their blind spot bro!"
Cock Racing by kkbb May 12, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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