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raging cock monger

A person who gargles more cock than they do mouth wash
raging cock monger by I am Rex August 10, 2009

Raging Cock Path 

Furious and uncontrollably violent outburst usually associated with grounds staff or other related professions.
And so Onions went on a raging cock path.

Shitting hell, that kid has been on a raging cock path ever since that Mumpkin Head layed some pipe on his baby sister.

raging cocksucker

1:Someone (male or female) who has lost control of their ability to not have a penis jammed in their throat.
2:A person who sucks up to the boss way to much to simply be called an ass kisser.
1: She's such a whore, I see her with a new guy every night. Yes she sure is a raging cockmaster now.

2: Dude! Jason has only been here 2 weeks and got a promotion. What a raging cockmaster
raging cocksucker by Your Mom July 22, 2003

national cock rating day

The day where all cocks are rated by their gurth, toughness, length and strength. National Cock Rating Day is on the 15th of May.
C'mon dude just show your friends, it is National Cock Rating day after all!

Cock Racing 

A cock race happens when one semi truck tries to take over another on a two lane highway, and inadvertently holds up traffic due to both drivers wanting to be in the front, and both drivers driving at basically the same speed. A cock race can take anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes, and if ever experienced, can be one of the more frustrating things about a long drive.
Friend 1: "Hurry the f*ck up man, I gotta shit my asshole out!"
Friend 2: "I can't because these motherf*cking truckers are cock racing! The ret*rds are going the same speed!"
Friend 1: "Get in their blind spot bro!"
Cock Racing by kkbb May 12, 2020