Onions

A phrase first coined in County Wicklow, Ireland. Used to describe the final segment of a cannabis cigarette.
“You want these onions bro”

You’re always sucking on onions ya bowsy”
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Onions

A phrase once local to Wicklow, Ireland but rapidly saw popularity worldwide.
Used to describe the final segment of a cannabis cigarette
“You want a blow off the onions bro?”
“You’re always sucking on onions you, ya bowsy”
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Onions

The most rubbish excuse for a ginger being in existence: See idjit, tard
Onions r ghey, what an idjit/tard
by Onions May 03, 2004
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Onioned

The act of mistaking an article written by the satirical newspaper "The Onion" for a genuine article. Usually demonstrating a persons lack of critical thinking skills.
Chinese government run newspaper was onioned in 2002, when they reported that "Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built".
by Brilliant mind October 28, 2010
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The Onion

"America's Finest News Source." A satirical that makes fun of American politics and pop culture.
This article by The Onion is hilarious!
by Jon December 31, 2003
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Not The Onion

A disclaimer used when sharing a news article, announcing that the content is absurd, but real. It references the satirical news outlet The Onion.
Joe: Not The Onion- Republicans are proposing a law to implement criminal charges on women who have miscarriages.
by Scotialist August 12, 2011
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Onioning

when a guy is dancing behind an unknown girl , for example in a crowded disco or pub , and He is trying to put his pelvis as close,of the girl's bottom as, he can, following the rhythm of music while He is faking to dance.
Girl: She was onioning so hard on my ass last night! I thought it was gonna go numb!!
by SpanishUrbanBoy September 19, 2016
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