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raging boner 

An erection that is way out of fucking control.
Dude: Dude, the other day i tried to buy a vykaden from this guy but it turned out to be a viagra. I HAVE HAD THIS RAGING BONER FOR 3 DAYS NOW AND IVE JERKED OFF 27 TIMES. THIS IS CRAZY AND OUT OF CONTROL
Dude's Friend: And i care... why?
raging boner by Mark O. S. September 28, 2005

Raging Boner 

A Enormous Boner OF Catastrophic and in rare cases even BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS!!!
I have a Raging Boner!! AHHH!!!
Raging Boner by Operator October 6, 2004

Raging Boner 

Mann Last Night I got a Raging boner from looking at that girl

raging boner 

when a man gets a boner and runs around his house breaking items with it, such as windows, lamps, and otherwise glass objects.
Guy 1: “yo what happened to your window bro?”
Guy 2: “man I got a raging boner the other night”
raging boner by your mother June 3, 2018

Raging Boner 

When your pickle is harder than is comfortable, possibly causing you to want to go out and fuck a random hooker.
Dude 1 : OMFG I HAVE A RAGING BONER RIGHT NOW

Dude 2 : yeah, good morning to you too.
Raging Boner by mynodouesP February 12, 2012

Raging boner 

A giant ass dick that is hard as a rock and hard to control
Dude I had this raging boner last night and I have jerked of 20 times and it’s still there
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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