Pandatheistic Randomism is a new religion, where the internet is its Vatican, where anyone can add their own text to the Great Book. The most zealous member of the cult is Dont Panic 6x9 who makes images and relentlessly gathers followers. Voted most likely to be next Jim Jones.

He follows the religion of pandatheistic randomism

Pandatheistic Randomism by Nicky Dover January 27, 2007

randomism

Randomism is more than a word, its a way of life. This thread origionated on a graffiti forum, and has no spread all over. So many cats bite Ares' randomism, its not even funny.

Yo Ares, randomism is where its at.

randomism by Ares May 6, 2004

Randomism

Practically an Ideology in comedy and is used by comedians to generate humour. The concept of "Randomism" is where a person just says the completely most unexpected thing in order to get a laugh. The idea is to be as random as possible with topics.

Lee Evans, Steven Wright, Emo Phillips, Lee Mack, Dylan Moran are all comedian examples of these randomists.

E.g. The Comedian Dylan Moran uses "Randomism" in his stand up

Randomism by Billy Benny Benji February 13, 2008

Raynorism

The church in which members in percussion ensemble and percussionists in concert band believe, Matt Raynor is God.

Their chant: Hail Raynor!

Rules:

1. Matt knows best!
2. Don't cross Matt
3. Trust in the Raynor
4. Marching band is about what isn't not about what is.

Matt Raynor has a PHD in awesome; that's why we call him Dr. Raynor. Few are lucky enough to touch him.

See also, Ben Lupton

Drummer 1: "I'd like to be a Raynorist; I find Raynorism to be so AMAZING. Where might I be able to find the church of Raynor?"
Drummer 2: "Oh! SMHS! You might find the ACTUAL RAYNOR on Tuesdays and Thursdays, when he gets to SMHS's percussion ensamble practice after he gets there from his NEW STUPID JOB in Asheville!!!"

Raynorism by SMHSdrumline January 17, 2009

randomism

The religion (or idea) in which individuals have faith that everything that happens is random.

The belief that any sequence of random letters mean something.

Someone who belongs to the randomism church is a randomist

The clock stops working
Person 1: What the heck?
Person 2 (randomist): Everything is random
Person 1: You believe in randomism?

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Person 1: What is that supposed to mean?
Person 2 (randomist): Well, it mean something

randomism by htmlvb January 2, 2011

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026