Randomism

Practically an Ideology in comedy and is used by comedians to generate humour. The concept of "Randomism" is where a person just says the completely most unexpected thing in order to get a laugh. The idea is to be as random as possible with topics.

Lee Evans, Steven Wright, Emo Phillips, Lee Mack, Dylan Moran are all comedian examples of these randomists.

E.g. The Comedian Dylan Moran uses "Randomism" in his stand up

Randomism by Billy Benny Benji February 13, 2008

randomism

The religion (or idea) in which individuals have faith that everything that happens is random.

The belief that any sequence of random letters mean something.

Someone who belongs to the randomism church is a randomist

The clock stops working
Person 1: What the heck?
Person 2 (randomist): Everything is random
Person 1: You believe in randomism?

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Person 1: What is that supposed to mean?
Person 2 (randomist): Well, it mean something

randomism by htmlvb January 2, 2011

Pandatheistic Randomism

Pandatheistic Randomism is a new religion, where the internet is its Vatican, where anyone can add their own text to the Great Book. The most zealous member of the cult is Dont Panic 6x9 who makes images and relentlessly gathers followers. Voted most likely to be next Jim Jones.

He follows the religion of pandatheistic randomism

Pandatheistic Randomism by Nicky Dover January 27, 2007

Pandatheistic Randomism

Pandatheistic Randomism is a new religion, where the internet is its Vatican, where anyone can add their own text to the Great Book. The most zealous member of the cult is Dont Panic 6x9 who makes images and relentlessly gathers followers. Voted most likely to be next Jim Jones.

He follows the religion of pandatheistic Randomism

Pandatheistic Randomism by Nicky Dover January 27, 2007

Pandatheistic Randomism

Pandatheistic Randomism is a new religion, where the internet is its Vatican, where anyone can add their own text to the Great Book. The most zealous member of the cult is Dont Panic 6x9 who makes images and relentlessly gathers followers. Voted most likely to be next Jim Jones.

He follows the religion of pandatheistic Randomism

Pandatheistic Randomism by Nicky Dover January 25, 2007

randomite

random unknown people unaware that they are photobombing a picture

The randomites that day were quite interesting to see!!

randomite by Starchylde December 24, 2014

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026