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Mind Rapist 

A 'Mind Rapist' in an individual who reads and then steals your thoughts seconds before you say them out loud. These thoughts include things such as funny comments and jokes which the mind rapist steals and speaks for their own personal glory.

Mind Rapists have no individual thought and need to rape the minds of intelligent individuals to survive. Mind Rapists will also claim that it is YOU who are the Mind Rapist and it is YOU stealing their thoughts.

This is obviously just a massive lie. Typical sneaky Mind Rapists.
Emma: Oh my god I was literally just about to say that! You just raped my mind! Mind Rapist!

James (Mind Rapist:) No, no you stole my thoughts! You're the mind rapist!

Racist Close Minded Cuban 

Have never traveled outside Miami or NYC metro region besides their Cuba.

Can't comprehend that in this 21st century, there are many others who are more sophisticated, much richer in wealth than themselves such as Jewish Americans, Germans, Japanese, Koreans, Rich Mexicans and middle class and wealthy Mexican Americans.

Are shocked to bump into rich Japanese, Koreans, Mexicans, Brazilians buying up the town.

If they are forced to travel to China, Korea, or Japan, they have difficulty accepting the superiority of Chinese, Korean, Japanese technology, sophistication or wealth.

Can become very envious of all those ethnic groups who become much more successful then them.

Like to make racist and stereotypical comments against all other Latin Americans that are not Cubans, Argentines, Uruguyans, or from Spain--that they are a bunch of dumb Indians, Mestizos. When in reality there is an increasing blooming middle class/wealthy class of Indigenous & Mestizo Latin Americans that are easier to approach than these arrogant Cubans.
"Racist Close Minded Cuban" to non-Cuban Mexican-American professor:

Somos blancos y no puedo comprender como es que los Japoneses y los Coreanos estan comprando mucho tereno aqui. De donde llega ese dinero. No que todos son pobre aya.

Mexican American Professor: Ay, Dios Mio...Ustedes los Cubanos deveras son idiotas y deveras no saben nada fuera de Cuba y Miami. Japon y Corea son paises ricos ahora porque sus gobiernos si han invertido en su pueblo. Por eso tu eres un "Racist close minded Cuban."

Mind-Rapist 

1. To rape someones mind.
2. Forcefully showing someone disturbing images, videos, or words.
3. Talking someone into doing something, that consists of crimes against humanity.
1. Berkeley
2. Any movie that was directed by Tim Burton
3. The number "23"
4. Being approached by a crazy person or hobo, that keeps babbling on about random shit, is most likely a mind-rapist (avoid those people)
5. Cultists or satanists (a.k.a. Scientology)
6. Gays
7. Friends of gays
8. Jerry Seinfeld. He will steal and rape your innocence of laughing, and comedy, and all that is right in the free-world, him and his partner (butt-buddy) Tim Burton. Don't let them near you or your children, especially your children!
Mind-Rapist by KingShady April 6, 2010

Mind Rapist 

A mind rapist is some one who has received bad press for sharing similar thought to other people, but is just a little bit funnier and quicker to out the words.

They have the ability to read people and understand what they are just to about to say, in in interest of personal gain, say what it was before the other person
Joe: I love it when I can feel it with my hands.

Emma: Tha...

James: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Emma: You're such a...

James: Mind rapist?

Emma: *sigh*
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