Rachel Ray

A hyperactive ditzy ass TV host that has conned thousand of novice cooking wives to believe they can prepared a gourmet meal in 30 minutes.

Husband: "Damn Boo I am hungry I could eat a horse. Whats for dinner?"

Wife: "I am making Beet Risotto with Roasted Asparagus and Ricotta Salata its a recipe I found in the Rachel Ray 30 minute cookbook.

Husband:(On his cell phone in bathroom) "Hello Dominos any specials today?"

Wife: "Baby your going love this !!"

Husband: "Godamn Rachel Ray"

by boaz357 March 21, 2007

Rachel Ray

A TV cook turned talkshow host who coined the phrase YUM-O, DILISH and EVOO (extra virgin olive oil), and persuades you into believing you can prepare a scrumptous meal in less than 30-minutes. She has some bizarre fettish with the word DATE(s), as in the romance type, when preparing meals. I have no love life whatsoever, so why the heck would I care about having a date with any stupid woman?? She has a ditzy, talkative personality, a scratchy voice and big birth hips.

Rachel Ray needs to trim down the enthusiasm. Her joy makes me sick.

by [e-mail] March 2, 2008

rachel ray

a women with training bra titties and child bearing hips. has not right to show people how to cook. p.s. yum-o

watch 30 minute meals with rachel ray

by marblebag January 16, 2008

Rachel Ray

Somebody who can take a Giada de Laurentiis dish and cook it in 30 minutes or less!

"That Giada dish...well I did a Rachel Ray on it! I get to enjoy the same flavors with half the time!"

by IceWarm October 4, 2008

Rachel Ray(ing)

The sexual act of when a male partakes in sex from behind, and at one point the female starts to poop Creamed Corn.

That girl in my Biology Class, wowzers I would totally like to do the Rachel Ray(ing) with her.

by Brother Rev March 17, 2011

Rachel Ray Face

A disingenuous facial contortion that is supposed to convey an orgasmic YUMMO moment but does not vary from use to use.

"I can't believe you gave that Michael Bay movie a good review! It was terrible!"

"But I love Michael Bay movies."

"You're indiscriminate in your affections. Stop giving him Rachel Ray Face."

by StSean October 18, 2008

Rachel Ray good

When your girlfriend cooks something so delicious it makes you want to propose.

Girlfriend : How does the food taste?
Boyfriend: This shit is GOOD, like Rachel Ray good! Will you marry me?

by OmahaGirl89 February 25, 2012