Definitions by boaz357
Jack B. Johnson
The current County Executive of Prince George County, Maryland. A crooked ass politician that allow the school system to go to shit and crime reach a all time high. His reelection bid for his second term was so suspect he had Jesse Jackson endorsed him and lined the pockets of black ministers. His nickname is mush mouth. This idiots theme for the County is "livable communities" which is bullshit because the demographic inside the beltway is straight ghetto.
Jack B. Johnson by boaz357 April 25, 2007
Rachel Ray
A hyperactive ditzy ass TV host that has conned thousand of novice cooking wives to believe they can prepared a gourmet meal in 30 minutes.
Husband: "Damn Boo I am hungry I could eat a horse. Whats for dinner?"
Wife: "I am making Beet Risotto with Roasted Asparagus and Ricotta Salata its a recipe I found in the Rachel Ray 30 minute cookbook.
Husband:(On his cell phone in bathroom) "Hello Dominos any specials today?"
Wife: "Baby your going love this !!"
Husband: "Godamn Rachel Ray"
Wife: "I am making Beet Risotto with Roasted Asparagus and Ricotta Salata its a recipe I found in the Rachel Ray 30 minute cookbook.
Husband:(On his cell phone in bathroom) "Hello Dominos any specials today?"
Wife: "Baby your going love this !!"
Husband: "Godamn Rachel Ray"
Rachel Ray by boaz357 March 21, 2007