Raccoonery

When two members of the religous raccoon race, fuck one another in such a silly way that their genders reverse. As well as the male emerges from this interaction as a new man and the female emerging with a dirty sanchez.

Those raccoons have different genders! Must’ve been raccoonery.

by The Raccoon Lord September 2, 2019

Raccoonery

The skillful art of training raccoons
Keith Livingston is the first and only racconist.

Keith and Amanda learned raccoonery in 5 days, Rikki is trained well.

by Rikki Raccoon July 9, 2019

RaccoonEggs

RaccoonEggs is a YouTuber. He is known for his offensive humor, shocking jokes, and playing CS. His videos are commonly found on IFunny or reposted on Instagram. Raccoon usually attracts a dark, cynical audience, which matches his 'sick' sense of humor.

"I love RaccoonEggs, dude. He is so funny."
"I hate him. He is way too offensive."

by I Am Going To Hell October 10, 2018

RaccoonEggs

Once there was a man that fuckd a raccoon and 9 months later an egg was laid. 2 weeks after the egg was laid a wery small raccoon-man was born. Over the course of several weeks the small raccoon man grew with enormous speed.
He grew up to become a brainfuckd, youtuber, trashtalking pice of RacconEggs.

RaccoonEggs you racced pice of shitt! -Fitz (2018)
RacconEggs you weed smoking bastard! -Zuckles (2018).
RacconEggs i putt you in the tittle so i can make money. -TobyOnTheTele (2018) (JohnOnTheRadio).
RacconEggs you are equaly high as me. -SwaggerSouls (2018)

by TwinkleMe November 1, 2018

RaccoonEggs

RACCOON- ONE EGG
Waiter- get this pest out of here
RACCOON- *looks at a picture of burnt popcorn and wheezes*

raccooneggs is 19

by RealMeowTastic March 15, 2019

raccooneggs

A man made of straight raccoon dna.

Scientist 1: "OH GOD I'VE MADE RACCOONEGGS!"
Scientist 2: "DEAR GOD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

by freddyfazcow25 October 6, 2018

Raccooner

A Raccooner doesn't have to ask what a Raccooner is. You are born as a Raccooner, if you don't know what it is, don't even bother asking. Raccooners always stay together and love scrumptious cheddars :raccNom:. They also have a liking for sophisticated words!

Would you consider yourself a Raccoon Enthusiast or/and Raccooner?
Of course, i have been a zealous Raccooner for life #FeelTheRampage
:handshake: :raccSmile:

by NotLatka July 14, 2021