Raccooner

A Raccooner doesn't have to ask what a Raccooner is. You are born as a Raccooner, if you don't know what it is, don't even bother asking. Raccooners always stay together and love scrumptious cheddars :raccNom:. They also have a liking for sophisticated words!

Would you consider yourself a Raccoon Enthusiast or/and Raccooner?
Of course, i have been a zealous Raccooner for life #FeelTheRampage
:handshake: :raccSmile:

by NotLatka July 14, 2021

raccoon

That's them kosher chocolate or coconut cookie things the jewish people eat during passover. Chocolate and Coconut raccoons.

Have some of the raccoons moyshe, I'm saving the coffee cake for company.

by Manny F August 12, 2006

Raccoon

Raccoons are the most powerful animal in the world. Their ass can spread up to 8 inches wide and their powerful attack methods are no match to a man.

They are the gods and can't be killed.

"HOLY FUCK IS THAT RACCOON GONNA ATTACK US?"
"Nah bro, just whip your dick out and you'll be fine"

by Kejebus June 28, 2021

raccoonating

The process by which the skin under one's eyes becomes more and more purple as the amount of sleep they are deprived of increases.

It must be finals week, my eyes are totally raccoonating.

by gotonull January 03, 2008

Raccooning

The act of taking things gradually over time, usually after a breakup. Also when someone borrows something without asking, and forgetting to return it before it is missed.

When I came home and realized my couch was gone, I knew my girlfriend was raccooning me.

by Heycat81 October 01, 2011

Raccoon

Something you stick twelve of up your ass for pleasure

Damn! These raccoons got me cumming like crazy!

by Cock and Ball Torture man November 25, 2022

Raccoon

The act of punching a girl while doing a cum shot. She gets a black eye along with cum on her face and neck.

Dan: Why does your girlfriend have a black eye?
Jeff: I gave her a nasty raccoon last night.

by explicit56 January 20, 2009