Rabbi tout 

Old, shriveled uncircumsized penis

That dude might be one of the brightest minds in the world, but he has a rabbi tout

Rabbi tout by Welchlin October 23, 2019

rabbi's tout 

Pulling your pud inside your loose basketball shorts while losing the game.

Todd pulled a rabbi's tout on the bench.

rabbi's tout by Silky Wang October 23, 2019

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!

Attempting a task that has been dumped on you by somebody who expects a miracle. Like your dumbass boss who left two hours ago and wants you to get something done in an hour that would have taken him all day to finish. A takeoff on "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.

'The boss expects me to get all these reports done for the corporate office by tomorrow morning, I don't think I'm gonna make it.' 'Well, you know how Steve is about that. He bails and now you have to say "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!" just like the other days of the week where he is working 27/4'

--OR--

Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass! by Silverlock March 30, 2009

pull a rabbit out of my ass 

When a boss dumps an impossible job on you with no warning, or support and wants it done yesterday.

The machine has been down for weeks. Now they want me to pull a rabbit out of my ass , and get it working because they need it by lunch.

pull a rabbit out of my ass by knowman December 16, 2009

rabbit out of the hat 

Switching from protected sex to unprotected sex during the act by removing the condom, and of course continuing the act.

I pulled the rabbit out of the hat last night when I was with my girl.

rabbit out of the hat by TehXeNo December 6, 2006

pulled a rabbit out of the hat 

(n.)

1.) Phrase one uses when someone pulls off an amazing stunt or feat that all said persons friends swore was impossible.

"So apparently John actually got her to have sex with him."
"Now way, she's head of the cheer leading squad and he's just a tech nerd!"
"Ya man, she admitted it too."
"Wow, I guess John really pulled a rabbit out of the hat this time huh?..."

pulled a rabbit out of the hat by Fa-Rhino April 10, 2009

rabbit out 

Fuck off quickly. See also 'rabbit off'.

{in response to Paul Ryan R:Wisconsin's 1st District making literary allusions}

". . . hmm, then maybe you'll know this one, because it seems directly relevant to your career as a politician: does Thomas Aquinas say that human law should be framed for the community rather than for the individual?"

"I guarantee you he will turn white as a sheet and rabbit out of there."

rabbit out by ridac November 20, 2013