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rabbi's tout 

Pulling your pud inside your loose basketball shorts while losing the game.
Todd pulled a rabbi's tout on the bench.
rabbi's tout by Silky Wang October 23, 2019

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!

Attempting a task that has been dumped on you by somebody who expects a miracle. Like your dumbass boss who left two hours ago and wants you to get something done in an hour that would have taken him all day to finish. A takeoff on "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.
'The boss expects me to get all these reports done for the corporate office by tomorrow morning, I don't think I'm gonna make it.' 'Well, you know how Steve is about that. He bails and now you have to say "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!" just like the other days of the week where he is working 27/4'

--OR--

Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.

pull a rabbit out of my ass 

When a boss dumps an impossible job on you with no warning, or support and wants it done yesterday.
The machine has been down for weeks. Now they want me to pull a rabbit out of my ass , and get it working because they need it by lunch.

rabbit out of the hat 

Switching from protected sex to unprotected sex during the act by removing the condom, and of course continuing the act.
I pulled the rabbit out of the hat last night when I was with my girl.
rabbit out of the hat by TehXeNo December 6, 2006

pulled a rabbit out of the hat 

(n.)

1.) Phrase one uses when someone pulls off an amazing stunt or feat that all said persons friends swore was impossible.
"So apparently John actually got her to have sex with him."
"Now way, she's head of the cheer leading squad and he's just a tech nerd!"
"Ya man, she admitted it too."
"Wow, I guess John really pulled a rabbit out of the hat this time huh?..."

rabbit out 

Fuck off quickly. See also 'rabbit off'.
{in response to Paul Ryan R:Wisconsin's 1st District making literary allusions}

". . . hmm, then maybe you'll know this one, because it seems directly relevant to your career as a politician: does Thomas Aquinas say that human law should be framed for the community rather than for the individual?"

"I guarantee you he will turn white as a sheet and rabbit out of there."
rabbit out by ridac November 20, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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