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Ryba is kind of a person thats names jir
rybí?

ok that ryba
hej that is a jir
Jir?
JIR!
Ryba by vojti November 23, 2021

Alexander Rybak

A total woodchip.

The winner of Eurovision 2009. Rybak was born in Minsk, (Belarus) May 13, 1986 but moved to Oslo, Norway, when he was 4 years old. He is a singer, actor, violin-player, and a man beloved my millions of fans for his great personality. He became famous by winning Eurovision (the annual European Song Competition) in Moscow with a record of 387 points. His song is called Fairytale. He speaks Norwegian, Russian, and English fluently.
Alexander Rybak, winner of Euorivion 2009.

Alexander Rybak

The winner of the Eurovision Song Contest 2009 with his song "Fairytale." Originally from Belarus, he won for Norway with 387 points, the highest yet in the contest.
"I'm in love with a Fairytale, even though it hurts. And I don't care if I lose my mind, I'm already cursed." -Alexander Rybak
Alexander Rybak by DannyBoy20802 January 12, 2010

Alexander Rybak

The sexy,cute and talented guy who won eurovision in 2009.
He has also won other prizes before (:
He is also very nice and caring to his fans.
- Hey, did you hear Alexander Rybak's new song,Europe Skies?
- Yes! And he is so hot! :D

Rybalaned 

When you jumpscare someone with the distorted profile picture of a r/Lostwave community member as well as an earrape version of a mysterious song.
Guy 1: "Check out this new mysterious song snippet I've found today"
Guy 2: "YO, WTF WAS THAT SHIT!"
Guy 1: "Ha B*tch! You just got Rybalaned!"
Guy 2: *Proceeds to yeet Guy 1 across the room*
Rybalaned by UsrUsesUrbanDIC April 1, 2021

the rybak effect

when that brown haired, dancing, eurovision violin guy from norway prances on stage and no matter how crap the song is you mysteriously start to like it the more you watch
me - "thats how you write a song is trash"
*watches MGP performance - the rybak effect occurs*
me - "idk its actually alright"
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