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A slang term for penis(n.). The word can also have different meanings when used in certain phrases. It can suggest homosexuality or human stupidity. Finally, it can be used as a verb (v.), to directly reference masturbation.
(n.)
1. Leo is a jir - could mean: "Leo is a dick!"

(v.)
2. Leo, go jir - could mean: "Leo, go spank the salami."

(v.)
3. Leo is jiring - could mean: "Leo is jerking off."

(n.)
4. Leo has a plastic jir - means: "Leo lost his dick some time ago due to abuse, and had to have a synthetic dick implemented as a replacement."
jir by VenIsCool December 20, 2006
Words you can keep
a very nice person that always thinks about others.
OMG he is such a jir.
jir by I_got_depression_from_girls February 14, 2017
Related Words
Jireh Jiro jirt Jiří Jirah Jiren Jira Jirka Jirachi JIRISH
A rapper who started rapping for fun and simply became one of the best to ever do it
Luh Jir by hejfiehbeirhe January 9, 2026
Jirka originally means farmer, so a Jirka really enjoys being in the nature and takes care of their environment; they are also quite creative and very hard-working once they are motivated enough to start (which can sometimes be a little rough).
A Jirka has a great sense of style, a passion for any food and for old, raw things. They love being around people, especially loved ones, but they adore being on their own just as much.
Wow! Look at Jirka's amazing outfit!

They're eating Pizza again. What a Jirka.
Jirka by philosophx January 15, 2019
Another way to spell jiraffe and the name of the clothing brand jiraffe Threads.
Has anyone checked out the latest clothing from jiraffe Threads?
jiraffe by jiraffe Threads October 23, 2019

Jirard Syndrome 

A video game term, where you die in the exeact same place more than twice.
Last night when I was playing Super Mario World, I had a serious case of Jirard Syndrome; I kept jumping into the same hidden block over and over again.
Jirard Syndrome by Wilseph May 30, 2015
A lady you will rarely find and sometimes not find at all. She is a sophisticated person who tends to show mixed emotions about topics that directly affect her in both positive and negative ways, but she always manages to start conversations out of thin air. She is usually a very silent but when you get to know her she is a fairly interesting person, and also a bit touchy with NSFW related stuff.
"I don't know why but Jirah seems more interesting than I thought.."
Jirah by A Random Bohemian April 4, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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