A total woodchip.

The winner of Eurovision 2009. Rybak was born in Minsk, (Belarus) May 13, 1986 but moved to Oslo, Norway, when he was 4 years old. He is a singer, actor, violin-player, and a man beloved my millions of fans for his great personality. He became famous by winning Eurovision (the annual European Song Competition) in Moscow with a record of 387 points. His song is called Fairytale. He speaks Norwegian, Russian, and English fluently.
Alexander Rybak, winner of Euorivion 2009.
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The winner of the Eurovision Song Contest 2009 with his song "Fairytale." Originally from Belarus, he won for Norway with 387 points, the highest yet in the contest.
"I'm in love with a Fairytale, even though it hurts. And I don't care if I lose my mind, I'm already cursed." -Alexander Rybak
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The sexy,cute and talented guy who won eurovision in 2009.
He has also won other prizes before (:
He is also very nice and caring to his fans.
- Hey, did you hear Alexander Rybak's new song,Europe Skies?
- Yes! And he is so hot! :D
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Won Eurovision 2009 with the catchiest song on the planet. It consists of mispronounciation of words such as "do", which is pronounced as "diouuu".

He sings mostly about girls who he is obsessed with, though they usually report him to the Norwegian police in return.

He has a big smile and likes to eat people... especially Australian girls.
"Did you see that really tall guy eating girls last night?!"
"Ohmygosh, I know! He was such an Alexander Rybak".
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A Norwegian/belarusian bitch who won eurovision song contest 2009 with the most annoying song ever, "fairytale".
He is hated by most Norwegians.
person 1 : "I'm in love with a fairytaleeeee even though it huuuurts"
person 2 : shut up you fucking cunt, no one likes alexander rybak
by agagagagagga March 10, 2010
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