President Rushmore was the first (and only) president to have four heads. He was also the most ruthless president to ever live. He had an entire army of beavers that terrorized anyone that disagreed with him. Luckily, one day Albus Dumbledore (order of merlin, first class) placed a spell on him that turned him into a mountain that is located in South Dakota. After President Rushmore's downfall, all of his beavers fled up north and that is why there are so many beavers in Canada.
"Man, I really hope that spell on President Rushmore never wears off!"
-refers to an incredibly funny but shy guy, who is really nervous around girls - especially the one he particularly likes; he takes things slow and although he seems quiet is very outgoing and comfortable with people once he gets to know them
You can tell he's a Rushemeza by the way he's stuttering around that attractive girl.
When four men stand shoulder to shoulder, hold a woman so she is horizontal and facing them, and they all proceed to fuck her. One man gets head, one man titty fucks her, one man goes in the front, and the final man arches his penis into her ass. Two important rules of the Mount Rushmore are to hold her like a praying mantis so she is at cock level and the second is to portray a serious look on all of your faces.
My buddy Skeeter and I were just finishing porkin' Charlotte, Eiffel Tower style, in a port-o-john, when our friends Leeroy and Lucifer, feeling left out, knocked on the door and demanded some pussy. Feeling compassionate we exited the port-o-john, skulked behind some bushes, and proceeded to give Charlotte a Mount Rushmore. Damn, what a whore...
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.