faulty vibrator

To be surprised, using the euphemism of having one's rear end exposed to electrical current.

"I'm shocking your ass like a faulty vibrator." - Bomb The Bass.

or

"Man, when I found out Britney Spears wasn't a virgin it shocked my ass like a faulty vibrator."

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

nice shoes...... two feet

An self-acknowledged pathetic put-down. From the failed put-down in the Simpsons, one bully says "Nice glasses four eyes", the other bully says "yeah, and nice shoes......two feet."

-You're an asshole.
-I'M an asshole??? Well........nice shoes.......two feet.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

Rushmore

Based on a quote from the movie, an expression meaning something is the ultimate.

Dude, I love that girl, she's my Rushmore.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

dill

a loser

Who woulda thought the dill from McGill would end up president?

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

juk

From a Finnish fratboy slang, to have sex with.

Man, I picked up that sleazy soristitute last night and jukked her brains out.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

mutant

An especially ugly woman.

Those trin' bitches are friggin' mutants.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003

can of crushed assholes

to have an ugly face, to be unattractive.

When my sister was born my dad said her face looked like a can of crushed assholes.

by LordWatson July 12, 2003