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rotfpmlmfaool

1. An acronym (or acrobat?) denoting: Rolling on the floor, pissing myself, laughing my fucking ass off, out loud.

2. Also, when read phonetically, it means: of, or pertaining to sequential consonants.
EXAMPLE 1:

Person 1: Did you know that the "t" in "the" is not silent?

Person 2: Go fuck yourself.

Person 1: Or that "myself" is actually one word?

Person 2: Stop using air-quotes, you tool.

Person 1: I believe that sentence needed "air-quotes around "air-quotes."

*Person 2 kills Person 1*

Person 3: Rotfpmlmfaool. He Dead.

EXAMPLE 2:

The first set of rotfpmlmfaool in the word "object," spells something at which your mother is adept.
rotfpmlmfaool by Brecord December 1, 2011
Rolling On Floor Pissing My Pants Laughing
Joser: "Hey bitches my scalp itches"
Mento: lol
Fernando: "ROFPMPL"
Joser: "WTF?"
ROFPMPL by xX John johnsonXx April 29, 2009
Describing your reaction to something that was (indeed) very funny and made you feel all giggly. Beware of excessive use!

Translates: Rolling on Floor Peeing My pants
Sofie: Watch A Very Potter Sequel, act 6

5 minutes later:

Me: ROFPMP
ROFPMP by RandomlyShouting August 18, 2010

ROFPMPLMFAO

Basically, Rolling On the Floor, Pissing My Pants, Laughing My Ass Off :)
can be literally done
will one day, take over lol....one day
A:"i just stabbed myself in the eye with a pencil
B:"ROFPMPLMFAO"
ROFPMPLMFAO by poopfaceshitland March 7, 2009
Rolling
On
The
Floor
Pissing
My
Self
*Talking about picture*
P1:Did you see the pic i sent you
P2:ye i started ROTFPMS
rotfpms by Douglas Cohen April 20, 2008

ROTFLPMP 

Rolling on the floor laughing, peeing my pants
oh my god, when i watched that video i was ROTFLPMP, i had to mop up the floor afterwards
ROTFLPMP by zumlin May 7, 2010
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