ROTFPMP 

Rolling On The Floor Peeing My Pants.

Girl1: Hey, did you see that funny new show last night?

Girl2: Yeah, it had me ROTFPMP!

ROTFPMP by UrbanLegend1234 March 21, 2010

rotfpmlmfaool

1. An acronym (or acrobat?) denoting: Rolling on the floor, pissing myself, laughing my fucking ass off, out loud.

2. Also, when read phonetically, it means: of, or pertaining to sequential consonants.

EXAMPLE 1:

Person 1: Did you know that the "t" in "the" is not silent?

Person 2: Go fuck yourself.

Person 1: Or that "myself" is actually one word?

Person 2: Stop using air-quotes, you tool.

Person 1: I believe that sentence needed "air-quotes around "air-quotes."

*Person 2 kills Person 1*

Person 3: Rotfpmlmfaool. He Dead.

EXAMPLE 2:

The first set of rotfpmlmfaool in the word "object," spells something at which your mother is adept.

rotfpmlmfaool by Brecord December 1, 2011

ROFPMPL 

Rolling On Floor Pissing My Pants Laughing

Joser: "Hey bitches my scalp itches"
Mento: lol
Fernando: "ROFPMPL"
Joser: "WTF?"

ROFPMPL by xX John johnsonXx April 29, 2009

ROFPMP 

Describing your reaction to something that was (indeed) very funny and made you feel all giggly. Beware of excessive use!

Translates: Rolling on Floor Peeing My pants

Sofie: Watch A Very Potter Sequel, act 6

5 minutes later:

Me: ROFPMP

ROFPMP by RandomlyShouting August 18, 2010

ROFPMPLMFAO

Basically, Rolling On the Floor, Pissing My Pants, Laughing My Ass Off :)
can be literally done
will one day, take over lol....one day

A:"i just stabbed myself in the eye with a pencil
B:"ROFPMPLMFAO"

ROFPMPLMFAO by poopfaceshitland March 7, 2009

rotfpms 

Rolling
On
The
Floor
Pissing
My
Self

*Talking about picture*
P1:Did you see the pic i sent you
P2:ye i started ROTFPMS

rotfpms by Douglas Cohen April 20, 2008

ROTFLPMP 

Rolling on the floor laughing, peeing my pants

oh my god, when i watched that video i was ROTFLPMP, i had to mop up the floor afterwards

ROTFLPMP by zumlin May 7, 2010