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Rolling On Floor Pissing My Pants Laughing
Joser: "Hey bitches my scalp itches"
Mento: lol
Fernando: "ROFPMPL"
Joser: "WTF?"

ROFPMPL by xX John johnsonXx April 29, 2009
Words you can keep
" Ha look at your face, ROFPMSL
ROFPMSL by Robbiie Cee January 4, 2008
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Stands for:'Rolling on the Floor Pissing My Self Laughing Out Loud'
P: That's one hella funny joke.
S: Yeah, ROFPMSLOL!
rofpmslol by n2oaddict July 28, 2008

rofpmslmfao 

another common abbreviation of -

rolling on floor pissing myself laughing my fucking ass off!
person one: ....and so i said 'its not a monkey, its my wife!'
person two: ROFPMSLMFAO!!!!!
person one:......dude....wtf....it wasnt that funny
person two:homofag
person one:faggit
rofpmslmfao by TEH_DUDEZORZ! December 6, 2006
Describing your reaction to something that was (indeed) very funny and made you feel all giggly. Beware of excessive use!

Translates: Rolling on Floor Peeing My pants
Sofie: Watch A Very Potter Sequel, act 6

5 minutes later:

Me: ROFPMP
ROFPMP by RandomlyShouting August 18, 2010

ROFPMPLMFAO

Basically, Rolling On the Floor, Pissing My Pants, Laughing My Ass Off :)
can be literally done
will one day, take over lol....one day
A:"i just stabbed myself in the eye with a pencil
B:"ROFPMPLMFAO"
ROFPMPLMFAO by poopfaceshitland March 7, 2009
Roll
on
floor
pissing
myself
laughin
bob "i just almost died!"
bill "rofpml"
bob "dude thats not funny!"
rofpml by brendan walshaw March 1, 2008
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