A word invented in the mid-to-late 1990's used to describe something that is so un-believably cool that a traditional, real word would not do it justice. Most commonly used by skateboarding, suburbanite mid-westerners born in 1986 or 1987.
Man 1: "Dude, yesterday in the lunch room they had chicken fried steak AND pizza. Sweet tits!"
an abbreviation for the phrase, "rolling on the computer laughing". it was developed by big wumpa on pokekingdomalliance after he rightfully noticed that he had the uncontrollable urge to roll on his computer in laughter
ROCL is an internet acronym for Rolling On Ceiling Laughing, and like all things internet it has adapted to nerd culture and has taken on new real-life use, though usually in a satirical way.
<Noob>Wow, rocl!
<Admin>Rocl? Hm...now what the heck does that mean?
<Noob>Why roll on the floor while laughing? That could get you dirty. You might as well roll on the ceiling...
<Admin>Rocl!
<Noob>Yeah! You got it!.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!