Rotcl 

an abbreviation for the phrase, "rolling on the computer laughing". it was developed by big wumpa on pokekingdomalliance after he rightfully noticed that he had the uncontrollable urge to roll on his computer in laughter

Man A :Baller is a good battler.

Man B : yh?...rotcl

Rotcl by pka rotcl wumpa November 14, 2009

rotcock 

A rotcock is somebody who has REALLY pissed you off with bad customer service. The word itself suggests that they have a venereal disease, but in fact they're just somebody who gave poor service out of stupidity. You're so angry at them that you have difficulty thinking clearly. Rotcocks : hate their job, cannot read, blow spit bubbles, love Tony Danza and are incapable of giving a shit.

Customer: Fries, shake and cheeseburger please.

Rotcock: Hold on a sec; I'm drooling in the ice cream machine and staring at the mop bucket.

Customer (20 minutes later) : That rotcock forgot my fries !

rotcock by joedaprogramma January 1, 2014

ROTFLDM 

Rolling On The Floor Like Draco Malfoy
This term refers to the character Draco Malfoy from A Very A Potter Musical, the fan-made parody musical by StarKid Productions. In the musical, Draco is known for rolling around on the floor, so, to ROTFLDM is to roll around in an imitation of Draco.

Person 1: My friend just said she was a Hufflepuff, and I said "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"
Person 2: ROTFLDM

ROTFLDM by Remus John Lupin May 24, 2010

ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF

Internet acronyms used to express extreme amusement and/or disbelief, strung together to make one very wrong word.

Short for:

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
Oh My Fucking God
Get The Fuck Out
Fuck Off And Die In A Fire
For The Win
What The Fuck

So guess who I saw today?

Who?
I saw Lisa today!
Really? ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF

ROTFLMAOMFGTFOADIAFTWTF by Blippee August 31, 2023

ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN 

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off till tears came out of my eyes and snot came out of my nose

(in a chat window)

a: dude...check this out!!! <insert super funny link here>
a: (5 minutes later) you there?
b: (15 minutes later) DUDE!!! ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN!!! OMG OMG!!!

ROTFLMAOTTCOOMEASCOOMN by krist0ph3r April 19, 2009

rotflmaowrwtbaadpeterpancaptainhookwinniethepoohrapistappleballoon

rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while really wanting taco bell and a doughnut personally eating taco bell eliminates retardation paralyzation and nausea 'cause a person televised a international note honestly organizing orgasmic kooking without incorporating numerous numerical ideological endeavors to help enormous persons optimistically opening happiness reiterating a personal ignorent tale about personifications preposing little energy because a lion likes oceanic optometry normally

"Dude when i heard that joke i totally rotflmaowrwtbaadpeterpancaptainhookwinniethepoohrapistappleballoon soo hard."

"when the cat pooped on my foot i got pink eye and i

rotflmaowrwtbaadpeterpancaptainhookwinniethepoohrapistappleballoon'd"

rotflmaowrwtbaadpeterpancaptainhookwinniethepoohrapistappleballoon by ahanliy November 1, 2010

ROTFLMAOOL

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud. Simple really.

"It was so funny, i was ROTFLMAOOL!"

ROTFLMAOOL by Laura McCue January 14, 2008