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ROFLector

Laughing too hard at ones own reflection resulting in one rolling on the floor.
"Carl's teeth were so black from eating a chocolate cupcake that he couldn't help but ROFLector."
by Pskilletbiscuit January 1, 2010
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reflectoporn

A seemingly-ordinary photo which contains nudity, hidden in a surface reflection somewhere.

The exhibitionist strips down, takes a photo containing a shiny object somewhere, and then posts the photo in a public online forum. Some reflectoporn is true fetish -- it gives the exhibitionist the same thrill as flashing strangers in public -- but much of it is done as a joke.

Typically, reflectoporn is posted in the form of an eBay auction item. The listing is for a tea set and includes lots of high-resolution photos. And then after the photos get passed around by giggling bloggers all over the world, the auctioner claims to be "shocked and embarrassed" to learn that -- oh, no! -- the highly-polished silver teakettle <i>actually</i> reflected his willie! And right when he just happened to be fondling himself, too! Talk about awful luck!
Check out this reflectoporn auction...look real closely at the reflection in the car bumper!
by Rotter May 13, 2005
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Reflectosexual

Someone so obsessed with their own image, it appears that they are only turned on by themselves.
(Rick) Stacy always has to stop and look at herself in the mirror and talk about how pretty she is.

(Dan) Yeah, its because she's a reflectosexual
by smohn jith. October 30, 2009
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reflectophobia

the fear of seeing yourself in mirrors (or just really hating it).
guy1: gosh i hate seeing myself in mirrors
guy2: it's fine you just have reflectophobia
by basment dweller August 10, 2018
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reflectors

Reflectors are loyal followers and fans of the band Jerry Garcia tribute band 'Reflections'. Reflectors tend to be loud, crazy, drunk, hooded, sweaty, and have some awesome dance moves. They can often be found on the floor drunk, at the bar making noise, outside smoking, inside smoking, or just awe-struck drooling at the band's magnificence. KOO KOO CA CHOO!
Did you go to Mexicali last night? The band was great but those reflectors are so sweaty!
by bertha22 February 25, 2011
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Blue reflector

A game where while driving at night, usually with a group, every time you see a blue reflector on the road you put your hand to the ceiling of the car and yell "BLUE REFLECTOR". Last person to say it has to remove a piece of clothing.
"I got that bitch butt naked playing blue reflector last night on the back roads"
by Ladida June 23, 2013
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reflecto-porn

When people advertise things on Ebay and display their nude bodies reflected on the items for sale
that's some good reflecto-porn there!
by theswirly November 17, 2003
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