ROFLector 

Laughing too hard at ones own reflection resulting in one rolling on the floor.

"Carl's teeth were so black from eating a chocolate cupcake that he couldn't help but ROFLector."

ROFLector by Pskilletbiscuit January 1, 2010

reflectoporn 

A seemingly-ordinary photo which contains nudity, hidden in a surface reflection somewhere.

The exhibitionist strips down, takes a photo containing a shiny object somewhere, and then posts the photo in a public online forum. Some reflectoporn is true fetish -- it gives the exhibitionist the same thrill as flashing strangers in public -- but much of it is done as a joke.

Typically, reflectoporn is posted in the form of an eBay auction item. The listing is for a tea set and includes lots of high-resolution photos. And then after the photos get passed around by giggling bloggers all over the world, the auctioner claims to be "shocked and embarrassed" to learn that -- oh, no! -- the highly-polished silver teakettle <i>actually</i> reflected his willie! And right when he just happened to be fondling himself, too! Talk about awful luck!

Check out this reflectoporn auction...look real closely at the reflection in the car bumper!

reflectoporn by Rotter May 13, 2005

Reflectosexual 

Someone so obsessed with their own image, it appears that they are only turned on by themselves.

(Rick) Stacy always has to stop and look at herself in the mirror and talk about how pretty she is.

(Dan) Yeah, its because she's a reflectosexual

Reflectosexual by smohn jith. October 30, 2009

reflectophobia 

the fear of seeing yourself in mirrors (or just really hating it).

guy1: gosh i hate seeing myself in mirrors
guy2: it's fine you just have reflectophobia

reflectophobia by basment dweller August 10, 2018

reflectors 

Reflectors are loyal followers and fans of the band Jerry Garcia tribute band 'Reflections'. Reflectors tend to be loud, crazy, drunk, hooded, sweaty, and have some awesome dance moves. They can often be found on the floor drunk, at the bar making noise, outside smoking, inside smoking, or just awe-struck drooling at the band's magnificence. KOO KOO CA CHOO!

Did you go to Mexicali last night? The band was great but those reflectors are so sweaty!

reflectors by bertha22 February 25, 2011

Blue reflector 

A game where while driving at night, usually with a group, every time you see a blue reflector on the road you put your hand to the ceiling of the car and yell "BLUE REFLECTOR". Last person to say it has to remove a piece of clothing.

"I got that bitch butt naked playing blue reflector last night on the back roads"

Blue reflector by Ladida June 23, 2013

reflecto-porn 

When people advertise things on Ebay and display their nude bodies reflected on the items for sale

that's some good reflecto-porn there!

reflecto-porn by theswirly November 17, 2003