reflectors 

Reflectors are loyal followers and fans of the band Jerry Garcia tribute band 'Reflections'. Reflectors tend to be loud, crazy, drunk, hooded, sweaty, and have some awesome dance moves. They can often be found on the floor drunk, at the bar making noise, outside smoking, inside smoking, or just awe-struck drooling at the band's magnificence. KOO KOO CA CHOO!

Did you go to Mexicali last night? The band was great but those reflectors are so sweaty!

reflectors by bertha22 February 25, 2011

Solar Reflectors

The orbital sunglasses and magnifying glasses for an entire planet. These are vast, maneuverable mirrors in space used for macro-engineering. They can be positioned to shade specific regions, reducing heat and combating desertification, or to focus extra sunlight on polar regions to melt ice caps (a risky geoengineering move) or extend growing seasons. They're the ultimate climate control dial, but one controlled by whoever owns the infrastructure in space, raising huge geopolitical questions about who gets to adjust the planet's thermostat.

*Example: "The Venusian terraforming project started with a fleet of solar reflectors the size of continents, parked at the Lagrange point to throw sunlight back into space and finally start cooling that hellish greenhouse down over the next century."

Solar Reflectors by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

Cum Deflectors 

Cum deflectors are also know to the general public as "glasses". They are primarily used to aid the nerdy/ visually impaired see clearly. They are not limited to improving vision, they also serve as protection. Nerds and girls use them to deflect incoming cum. It keeps it out of the eyes, leaving nerds happy to continue readiing.

Hey joe, did you get a new pair of cum deflectors? they sure are trendy!

Good thing you were wearing your cum deflectors or you'd have an eye full!

Cum Deflectors by joe schlongmore March 10, 2011

reflectoporn 

A seemingly-ordinary photo which contains nudity, hidden in a surface reflection somewhere.

The exhibitionist strips down, takes a photo containing a shiny object somewhere, and then posts the photo in a public online forum. Some reflectoporn is true fetish -- it gives the exhibitionist the same thrill as flashing strangers in public -- but much of it is done as a joke.

Typically, reflectoporn is posted in the form of an eBay auction item. The listing is for a tea set and includes lots of high-resolution photos. And then after the photos get passed around by giggling bloggers all over the world, the auctioner claims to be "shocked and embarrassed" to learn that -- oh, no! -- the highly-polished silver teakettle <i>actually</i> reflected his willie! And right when he just happened to be fondling himself, too! Talk about awful luck!

Check out this reflectoporn auction...look real closely at the reflection in the car bumper!

reflectoporn by Rotter May 13, 2005

Reflectosexual 

Someone so obsessed with their own image, it appears that they are only turned on by themselves.

(Rick) Stacy always has to stop and look at herself in the mirror and talk about how pretty she is.

(Dan) Yeah, its because she's a reflectosexual

Reflectosexual by smohn jith. October 30, 2009

reflectophobia 

the fear of seeing yourself in mirrors (or just really hating it).

guy1: gosh i hate seeing myself in mirrors
guy2: it's fine you just have reflectophobia

reflectophobia by basment dweller August 10, 2018

scud deflectors 

n. Those giant, relatively ugly sunglasses that most college-aged, sometimes skanky girls wear around incessantly in an attempt to make themselves look hotter by blocking out half their face. Thank Paris Hilton for this look.

Charles: Hey man, you see that hot girl over there?
Pablo: She's probably not hot, it's just a trick of the scud deflectors. An illusion, if you will.
(Charles walks over and talks to her, during which time she takes off her deflectors to clean them.)
(Charles face melts as if he just opened the Arc of the Covenant.)
Pablo: Toldja so.

scud deflectors by T-Rent December 11, 2007