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roflmfaopmp 

rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off & pissing my pants
lmao i cant believe roflmafaopmp aint in urbandictionary.com hahahaha
roflmfaopmp by Incognito_LC July 29, 2004

ROFLMFAOWPMACAATSTSHTIFAIIAGTBSTABHOL 

Rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off while pissing myself and crying all at the same time so hard that i feel as if i am going to be sucked thru a black hole of laughter
Dude1: dude... i just got my ass kicked by a giant chicken
dude2: dude... like family guy?
dude1: yeah...
Dude2: YOU SUCK ROFLMFAOWPMACAATSTSHTIFAIIAGTBSTABHOL

roflmfaopmsl 

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My 'Fucking' Arse Off Pissing My Self Laughing (Fucking optional)
Person 1: Hey, you know Saman?
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: He's gay
Person 2: ROFLMFAOPMSL!!!
Person 1: I know!
roflmfaopmsl by The Keyboard Kid August 22, 2007

roflmfaopms 

used when you want to throw your classmates off in class
Rolling
on
floor
laughing
my
fucking
ass
off
pissing
my
self
Student: *insert stupid painful moment*

You: ROFLMFAOPMS!!!

Everyone: WTF? @_@
roflmfaopms by FORLORK December 13, 2007

roflmfaoofl 

"Rolling on (the) floor laughing my fucking ass of out fucking loud" Laughing real hard and a whole lot more than roflmaool. Basically roflmaool with fucking in it. Add a z to the end and it is the ultimate expression for laughing real hard or a whole bunch or random letters.(roflmfaooflz)
A: it was rainin yesterday nd my grandma sed is tht thunder and my cuzin sed no saturday!!!

B: roflmfaoofl :D
roflmfaoofl by lilpoohbear July 6, 2008

Roflmfaoanl 

Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off all night long.

pronounced: ra-fel-ma-fay-OH-ain-al
this is so funny! im roflmfaoanl'ing!
Roflmfaoanl by SparkleAnon April 6, 2010
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