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roflmfaopmp 

rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off & pissing my pants
lmao i cant believe roflmafaopmp aint in urbandictionary.com hahahaha
roflmfaopmp by Incognito_LC July 29, 2004
Words you can keep

roflmfaopmp 

Roflmfaopmp = Rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass of pissing my pants

Used when users are very humored by the event that happened.
User1: "Roflmfaopmp your such a noob."
User2: "Rofl, you wish."
roflmfaopmp by Claytan January 1, 2006

ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN 

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Pissing My Pants With A Stomach Cramp Banging My Head On The Table With Snot Coming Out Of My Nose.

Among me and my friends, it is used very rarely for those once in a few years laughing-so-hard-you-piss-your-self situations.
Guy 1: Remember that time when... <insert hilarious ass story here>

Everyone eles: ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN!1!1!11!1!oneoneeleven

roflmfaomf 

Abbreviation for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Mother Fucker"
roflmfaomf dude thats hilarious
roflmfaomf by dontspitonme April 28, 2007

ROFLMFAOWEP 

Rolling
On
Floor
Laughing
My
Fuckin'
Ass
Off
Whilst
Eating
Pancakes
Roflmfaowep, that was funny.
ROFLMFAOWEP by BlueRequiem November 22, 2007

ROFLMFAOMFGWTFBBQCHICKEN 

Roll On Floor Laugh My Fucking Ass Off/Oh My Fucking God What The Fuck Bar Be Que Chicken ?!
Guy # 1: Yo dude, I just jizzed in my pants.
Guy # 2: ROFLMFAOMFGWTFBBQCHICKEN.

roflmfaomfg 

roflmfaomfg is rolling on floor laughing my fricken ass off my fricking god. Mostly, its the combination of rofl,mfao, omfg
I had an extreme roflmfaomfg yesterday when my friend told me an extremly funny joke.
roflmfaomfg by Roflmonger March 8, 2009
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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