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roflmfaopms 

used when you want to throw your classmates off in class
Rolling
on
floor
laughing
my
fucking
ass
off
pissing
my
self
Student: *insert stupid painful moment*

You: ROFLMFAOPMS!!!

Everyone: WTF? @_@
roflmfaopms by FORLORK December 13, 2007
Words you can keep

ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN 

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Pissing My Pants With A Stomach Cramp Banging My Head On The Table With Snot Coming Out Of My Nose.

Among me and my friends, it is used very rarely for those once in a few years laughing-so-hard-you-piss-your-self situations.
Guy 1: Remember that time when... <insert hilarious ass story here>

Everyone eles: ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN!1!1!11!1!oneoneeleven

roflmfaomf 

Abbreviation for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Mother Fucker"
roflmfaomf dude thats hilarious
roflmfaomf by dontspitonme April 28, 2007

ROFLMFAOBSSATT

Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off but somewhat still able to type. The most extreme way of saying ROFL in a text message.
Johnny: *bleep bleep* hey check out this pic of Danny last night

Ron: ROFLMFAOBSSATT
ROFLMFAOBSSATT by Nasor6221 February 6, 2015

ROFLMFAOMFGWTFBBQCHICKEN 

Roll On Floor Laugh My Fucking Ass Off/Oh My Fucking God What The Fuck Bar Be Que Chicken ?!
Guy # 1: Yo dude, I just jizzed in my pants.
Guy # 2: ROFLMFAOMFGWTFBBQCHICKEN.

roflmfaopmp 

rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off & pissing my pants
lmao i cant believe roflmafaopmp aint in urbandictionary.com hahahaha
roflmfaopmp by Incognito_LC July 29, 2004

roflmfaomfg 

roflmfaomfg is rolling on floor laughing my fricken ass off my fricking god. Mostly, its the combination of rofl,mfao, omfg
I had an extreme roflmfaomfg yesterday when my friend told me an extremly funny joke.
roflmfaomfg by Roflmonger March 8, 2009
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I hit a real purple patch.

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1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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