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ROFLMAOSHISM 

Stands for Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off So Hard I Shit Myself

basically another way of say HOLY FUCKING SHIT MONKEYS THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!
There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first one says:

Muffin1- "Zomg its hot in this oven."

Muffin2- "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN"

Guy listening to joke- "ROFLMAOSHISM thats funny."
ROFLMAOSHISM by Dr. Fuxalot December 9, 2008
Words you can keep

roflmaoshtmsfoaidmt 

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, so hard that my sombero fell of and i dropped my taco!
roflmaoshtmsfoaidmt! that was soooo funny!

roflmaoshtihmhottammhttmtthabil 

rolling on floor laughing my ass out so hard that i hit my head on the table and my mom had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed
roflmaoshtihmhottammhttmtthabil

roflmaoshicad 

Rolling
On
Floor
Laughing
My
Ass
Off
So
Hard
I
Choke
And
Die

Longer version of rofl or lmao, internet speak.
(On a messenger)
Fred: *Tells funny story*
Goerge: ROFLMAOSHICAD
roflmaoshicad by Ninjaskillz September 30, 2006

ROFLMFAOSHIPMP 

Rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass of so hard i pissed my pants
Some guy: I did your mom
Me: roflmfaoshipmp
ROFLMFAOSHIPMP by Dillo121 September 18, 2008

Roflmaoshidmbamsfo

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off so hard I drop my burrito and my sombrero falls off.
OH MY GOSH! THATS SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHH ROFLMAOSHIDMBAMSFO

Roflmaoshiggat 

Rolling
On
Floor
Lauging
My
Ass
Off
So
Hard
Im
Gonna
Get
A
Tumor.

Used for extreme lulz
Person 1: My mother died
Person 2: Roflmaoshiggat!
Roflmaoshiggat by Cnvvj April 6, 2009
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